Return to Sender - Kill an alien grunt with the hivehand.
Full Speed Ahead - Complete “On A Rail” without stopping or reversing the tram.
Lord of the Dance - Step on 100 cockroaches.
Beating Quota - Hit 10 scientists with the crowbar, without killing them.
El Torero - Kill 5 bullsquids using the crowbar.
Man With No Name - Kill 6 marines in a row with the magnum, without reloading.
Desert Storm - Kill a Gargantua with an air strike.
Glock and Load - Complete “We’ve Got Hostiles” using only the pistol.
The Death Aquatic - Blow up an ichthyosaur with satchel charges.
Six Million Dollar Man - Long jump 150 feet.
Super Freeman Bros. - Complete “Residue Processing” without falling into toxic waste.
Hook, Line, and Sinker - Lure a marine into a barnacle.
Questionable Tactics - Get a security guard killed defending you.
Commando - Complete “Surface Tension” without using any medkits.
Spoils of War - Break into a vending machine.
AFAIK, that’s impossible.
yeah, it probably is now that I think about it…
edit: I really hope “lord of the dance” makes it in though, haha. Of course there’s no chance, but I can still hope.
Cruise Control : kill all ennemies in " On a rail ".
It’s launch time : Send the macrowave casserole into space.
Virginator : Break a diamond with your ass.
I smell troll feces. :meh:
I played through the first couple of rooms without even using the tram. Managed to fall off somehow and just walked around instead, occasionally I saw it trundling down a tunnel in the distance.
Even that being the case, that achievement would be kill the game’s atmosphere if you went so far out of your way to not stop the tram or go back.
Wait…do you mean the tram stopping based on the player’s will or if it finds an obstacle, like a wall?
I’m not really sure, honestly. It is sort of a silly idea anyway.
Name one achievement that DOESN’T kill the atmosphere.
Giving an achievement for watching the end credits all the way through 
Worst suggestion yet.
This is a pointless suggestion: Watch the end credits all the way through.
But hey, it doesn’t kill the atmosphere, Ond kaja!
DO EET FAGGOT - Push the cart into the beam
Idort: fall 50 feet to your death
Successful Pro-Seizure: Stop the zombie in front of the computer from seizuring by any means.
I like this one
I think the devs should make acheviements only pop up after you go into the main menu, if it’s possible.
How will they kill immersion if they only pop up after you’re done playing?
THAT would kill the mood of the menu.
EXAMPLE: you’re playing one of those Day off marathon gaming sessions. As soon as you stopped playing you get a dozen or so messages stacked up on the side of the screen, blocking out the words of the menu. besides, it’s coded into the game engine to notify players what achievements WHEN they get them.
the thing with Steam achievements is that they’re loud and take up a relatively large chunk of the screen.
If they were to be implemented, which I’m sure they won’t, I feel an option to have them displayed in-game would have to be present.