:freeman: That was so badass that Gordon felt worried about his position.
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I love you James.
Dun dun dunnnn - Find out about the shocking tweest!
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Moist and Delicious: Place a Gib into the Anomalous Materials Microwave.
Suicide Freeman: Jump off of an elevator shaft and end up with 0 health.
You Suck - Don’t get any achievements
:fffuuu:
TIME PARADOX!
time trials for chapters would be cool
Everyone would have that achievement as soon as they start playing, because they can’t possibly get a single achievement at the very beginning of the game.
Obviously, It’d be triggered at the end of the game.
As long as they don’t add the stupid story achievements, which are kinda pointless.
I’m sorry, who’s done a joke to death?
I don’t ever forget.
Wasted bullet- Kill an enemy one second before it would be killed by a scripted sequence
Shortcut- Jump into the Lambda core teleporter before it finishes opening
Noob I- Spend 10 minutes trying to kill a cockroach before realising they are immortal
Noob II- Fail to pick up the Tau Cannon, Hivehand or Gluon Gun before the supply depot
Noob III- Kill yourself attempting to rocket jump
Half Life 2 lover- Walk up to a Vortigaunt and act surprised when it tries to kill you, then come on to the forums and ask “why wasn’t Alyx in teh balck meas?”
In retrospect those are quite bad aren’t they? :meh: Oh well.
Heartless:Kill 100 fellow scientists.
“Hardcore” - complete the game on the hardest setting whit only killing monsters whit the Crowbar.
“The Freeman” - Kill every scientist (that a possible to kill) in the game.
“Don´t have time for this” - Quit the game before Gman have finish the talk at the end.
“Hard day at work” - Complete the game on Hard mode
“Kindergarten” - Complete the game on easy mode
Couldn’t think of a better “Infinite Loop” response, besides “Infinite Loop” of course.
OH SHI~ - Die.
Sweet Relief: Heal 100 times with Health Packs.
No more Mr. Nice guy - Kill your first opponent
Do not feed the animals - Kill 10 opponents with snarks
Jesus on drugs - Finish the game within 45 minutes on hardmode.
Sneaky, Sneaky, Sentry Dodger: Evade or destroy every sentry in “We’ve Got Hostiles!” without activating them.