I know, that’s why I don’t use it, I just told you the way to do it 
Raminated: Acquire weapon_glau
I just made a picture for my achievement idea.
Please click it for larger pick, or i screwed something up again… 
You spelled beginning wrong.
Whoops…
[COLOR=‘DarkRed’]Nice!
Haha
We ain’t got a Hazard Course. Sorry mate.
EDIT: DAMNIT! Wrong page 
I lol’d.
No racism detected there!!
How about Squish every cockroach
Or kill a Apache without Energy weapons/rocket launcher
How much more fun!
No matter. I was personally shocked that you could kill the birds in Half Life 2.
Cause this one time, a bird no-clipped through a floor in a half-destroyed building, but then go stuck there, flapping endlessly.
So I figured I’d “help it out” and shoot it to try and “free” it from its glitching.
bang
NO BIRDY NOOOOO
WAT HAVE I DOOOONNNEEEE
…did you just hear a chirp just now? Damn thing still haunts me.
HAHAHAHA
I occasionally indulge in psychopathic urges to hunt crows with a submachine gun. In game, that is. UWARRR!!!
I’m sane, I swear.
[COLOR=‘YellowGreen’]Crow Clipper[/SIZE]
Kill a crow with the crowbar
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[COLOR=‘YellowGreen’]2 Birds 1 Stone[/SIZE]
Simultaneously kill two or more birds with a shotgun blast
I don’t remember seeing a single non-Xen bird in HL.
EDIT: I just realized that I missed the joke. Or something.
They can both be taken as a joke since they are puns 
but…
I’m sure birds would be implemented into the mod, therefore these funny/challenging achievements would work. They are a minor detail that doesn’t change much of the whole game but rather just adds more life to outside environments like the cliffside map, the dam, and any other levels where you are out in the outside air of New Mexico. 
But New Mexico is mostly devoid of life.
well then derp :retard:
…or just go with the joke/pun aspect of the bird achievements as you were.