exactly. it’s made to be a hard achievement yet seem simple
Futile Efforts: Whore the forums day and night then never get around to downloading the mod.
I think this is one achievement I can actually get.
[COLOR=‘Yellow’]darkone has unlocked achievement [COLOR=‘Lime’]I’m dumb!
“How is it even…?”: Play the Mod before it gets released.
“Masochist”: Play the Mod the first time one year after the release and/or stab yourself 3 times while playing.
“Where is it?”: Spend 3 Hours without success trying to find the gravity gun or making it spawn.
“Retarded is fun”: Fight the tentacles with just your crowbar and survive at least 10 minutes.
“Why are they coming back?”: Realize how scary snarks can be.
“That did work back in TF”: Kill yourself while attempting to rocket-jump.
i unlocked that at the zm forums and got banned doing it mainly because i didn’t know what i was doing.
Back on topic, PLEASE
We don’t want Raminator, raw bean, or Broken fridge hinge to ban us do we?
Rapid fire freeman Fire every single weapon and reload within 3 minutes
Fast Motion Freeman Complete Black Mesa in under an hour.
G4TV be the first channel to air the Black Mesa teaser Trailer
Bigfan waste all of your ammo by shooting at a wall and kill yourself by detonating a satchel charge two feet from yourself (I can poke fun at my own hockey puck antics can’t I?)
chell Fall over fifteen feet without dying.
some achievement ideas could be
-make a kill with any weapon and make the killed enemy stay in the air for over 5 secounds after killing it
Chuck Taylor- Completely empty 14706 magazines (250,000+ rounds) using the Glock.
What the fuck? :fffuuu:
Seems like it might be doable if they had some sort of remnant of the ‘bunny-hop’ momentum exploit in the Source engine.
Nonhazardous Freeman Stand in hazarded water for over 3 mins and survive.
Airborn! Make something fly over 3 feet in the air.
Crowbar Manic Only use the crowbar the entire game
Snark Hater Kill 50 snarks…
Overdose Use 5 full health boxes in 3 mins
Surface Ho! Reach The Surface And Touch The Ground. “Seeing Sky Doesn’t Count”.
Bloody Mess Kill 50 Enemy’s With Nothing But The RPG.
Hired Get hired by Gman and complete the game.
Science Be Damned! Kill 15 scientists.
Spy Kill 5 enemy’s from behind and not let them attack you once.
You Crazy Fool! Try to kill yourself with any type of explosives and survive to get this achievement.
True Raminator Kill everything after you get your first weapon.
Bullets Used And Gone Use over 1,000,000 rounds of any weapon
Baby Steps Fire your first gun
Virgin No More! Make your first kill
Blast Off! Fire a rocket
Down With The Government Kill over 10,000 soldiers
Afk You do nothing for 1 hour
No Head For You! Don’t let any head crabs touch you the entire game.
Bling Bling Push or hold something shiny for over 3 mins.
There you go some random ideas
I’m sorry, but those are completely retarded. :meh:
Happy Eric Fong is happy. 
Not to mention impossible.
np im just brain storming random ideas. you have any ideas?
imposable to get heart g-man
THIS IS SPARTA with a crowbar knock an enemy off a cliff or into a bottomless pit
covered up blow black mesa to hell
stfu deal with one player using there mic for 1 hour strait on DM
FFFFFF UUUUUU die in every way possible in ever level possible
:facepalm:
Opposing Force
Ooh Rah!
Keeping Your Honor Clean
When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine
Get To Hell And Regroup
BulletSponges
First To Fight
A Few Good Men
Roger Roger
The Doom Patrol
-Kill X amount of Soldiers.
Star Stuff
E.T Blown Home
Led Kryptonite
They leave in pieces
Xenobiology
The Drake Equation
Rare Earth Hypothesis
Panspermia
A Message From Earth
The SETI Solution
- Kill X amount of Xenians.
Make Sure He Doesn’t Get Away
Knowledge is but sorrows spy
Wet Work
la femme mortelle
- Kill X amount of Assassins.
Well why not.
Massacre achievements: Always fun.
Oh god, that’s funny seeing that in this thread.