Jeezusd fukt. I never run up against more retards in the same place at the same time since I was in Texas; you all fuck each other, raaht?
Yosemite Sam went diving off a cliff in Scandinavia and, soon after, let loose a wet one on a ripe young virgin’s grits.
How’s that for my native language?
First two pages were hilarious. Then it got dumb…
Resist the urge to turn this into a pony video fight. Don’t do it don’t you do it…
inb4threadgetsgay
Many Of The … Wait … The players, as well as the Original Poster dosent know what I mean. Bad translations, this site is very good. Great things, but in fact could not be decrypted. I don’t know what it is, in real time messages.
TIL Bad translator is awesome.
arkadaşlar ben türküm sadece half life 2 black mesa nezaman çıkacağını merak etim sadece half-life black mesa çıkış tarihini öğrenmek istedim kimseyi yanıltmak değil amacım. ingilizcem berbat benim ingilizcem hiç yok google çeviriden çeviri yapıp sizden bilgi almak istedim galiba ortalığı fena karıştırdım sizden özür diliyorum iyi günler…
But you aint got no horns, do ya boy?
To anyone wondering…
“Half-Life 2 Black Mesa I am Turk friends just wondering ETIM would expire just wanted to know the release date of Half-Life Black Mesa is not my purpose to mislead anyone. My English is terrible,my English translations translation google does not make a bad mess of a mess I guess I wanted to hear from you … I apologize to the good times”
Rough translation using Google translate.
There is no date set for Black Mesa yet. But it looks like it will be here soon.
I have found it impossible to determine whether this forum post was an attempt to incite rage amongst others or simply demonstrates that the author possess the literacy skills of a australopithecine. Regardless of its intended meaning, the piece of text brings bile to my throat.
All this time he could have just asked: When is black mesa out?
arkadaşım ben google çevirden çeviri yapıp burya paylaştım ingilizcem iyi olsa senden daha iyi konuşurum merak etme sen benim sorduğum masuname bir soru sordum google çevirin ingilizceyi yanlış yerlere çekebileceğini nerden bileyim ben eğer yanlış anlama yol açtıysam burdan bütün kullanıcılardan özür diliyorum af ola iyi forumlar…
aantweirpen is 't stad en al de rest is parking
al goe da golle mij ni verstoa
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place…
hahahaha epic CPU, epic.
Spijtig genoeg toch wel…
