You guys actually thought that I was serious about this? I was just trying to make a fool of all the G-Man being Gordon believers. I guess I succeeded since you continued to discuss the matter…
@Vampire95:
You are the one who’s being serious about theories about the littlest details in “brokened portal 2 cores flashlight”-stuff.
And still you wonder why people would think you were serious here. LOL!
And then it’s you, out of all people, who’s making a fool of people believing in the (prolly far-fetched according to you) theory of G-Man being Gordon.
No one is discussing about G-man was Gordon, they’re getting off topic.
and Vampire…plz
Yes they were… Just because the picture of Gordon Freeman was cut from a picture of G-Man, they actually think that. If you would spend less time complaining about noobs and more time actually reading through the forums, you will find these thoeries.
And about the flaslight core, I didn’t claim that its flaslight was working like a car lamp, Frozen Cham did. Blame him.
I’ll sum em up for you
ya know chuck testa, don’t you?
Joe Freeman and The One Free Cake talked on topic
some gone off topic, some purely talked about gman and blackmesa.
EDIT: This’s my last reply to you. Gonna get back and study harder. I wanna be a relativistic quantum physicist like Gordon Freeman. You should do it too. I mean do something practically.
Fine, whatever.
Anyways, if G-Man is Gordon then Gordon should be able to speak, he should be able to teleport without the help of Black Mesa, he should be able to stop time. He should have black hair. And most importantly, he should age.
Yeah, it’s a great ending, since it destroys every single theory that you could have made. It’s like… You open your eyes and look that everything has been just a dream and you’re in a stretcher in a hospital room, in front of you a group of medics trying to save you and to your right there’s a big window showing the blue sky and a group of birds flying across it… And then you think “Everything will be all right” and close the eyes again, dying, since catatonia kills you when you wake up.
Maybe you could wake up and see that G-man is in front of you, but he’s the medic or just a normal worker.
Nobody on this forum thinks that Gordon is G-Man. N o b o d y.
Gordon Freeman was not “cut from a picture of G-Man,” whatever the hell that means. They are two independently developed characters. Are you talking about this?
Because that’s a joke. You know, a humorous picture made to invoke feelings of merriment.
the ironic thing would be if HL2: Ep 3 / HL3 comes out and that happens to be the case
im not saying it could be true, because it would be asinine to suggest that. im saying the irony would be quite comical
btw, this is my first post so WOOP! WOOP!
Yes, I know that the pictures is a joke, but there are people in other threads, for whom I “dedicated” this one, that actually think that Gordon is G-Man because of the pictures similarity.
Why are people even still replying to Vampire?
He’s been on another thread claiming the combine were the forces in Xen.
In other words he has no idea wtf he is talking about, realises this and backtracks repeatedly in order to save face, he isn’t worth the mental capacity it takes to recognise his name.
No no no, not the REAL government; I mean the secret alien shadow government that is working with his boss, specifically. As in, like, not Black Mesa, just his boss.
Actually, the idea that Gordon is a paranoid, delusional basket case gets more plausible all the time.
I do!!!
No, wait, I don’t, It’s the stupidest theory to come out about what the gman is. Valve even said so
I know that it’s a stupid theory, that’s why I tried to show everyone once and for all what Gordon being G-Man would mean with this thread, so stop suggesting that either I belive it or that anyone in the thread belives it.
Well your poor execution of the joke is the reason. A simple 3-4 sentences would have sufficed but the amount you typed almost looks as if you were being serious.
Is it time to ban this guy? He has been making lots of pollution here.
Cham, do you have anything against me? Everytime I create a new thread, you’re there to either make a fool out of me or to complain.
EDIT: And about the text being long, try to write all of that in a short sentance yourself and see how funny that becomes. Less funnier then this. And this isn’t even that funny. At all.
Oh, honey, Cham doesn’t need to make a fool out of you; you do that yourself.
OH SNAP!:retard: