100 things that freak the hell out of you

Ooooh, this is going to be good…

So… Male mosquitoes… Why do they freak you out more than female mosquitoes?

[COLOR=‘Black’]FYI: guess you’re referring to those big mosquitos with the very long legs… Those are a different kind of mosquito. Male mosquitos hardly look any different than the female mosquito, just some slightly bigger antennae. Also, female mosquitos are the only ones that suck blood.

hahahahaha what

Because there so, damn big (no sexual innuendo intended)

Behold, left is male, right is female. As you can see they’re hardly any difference in size.

Now I guess you’re referring to these. This is a crane fly. They’re completely harmless, don’t sting, don’t bite. They just sit there all day.

Female:

Male

blast it bolteh, I was about to say that.

except I wasn’t sure what the crane fly was called, and I didn’t have any pretty pictures. :smiley:

To be honest, I googled “long legged mosquito” and it came up with “crane fly” or “hawk mosquito”.

I used to catch these as a kid, pull out all of their legs and a wing and throw them in a spider’s web. It was so deliciously evil.

You pretty much just have to LOOK at them wrong and all their legs will fall out. It’s a real bitch trying to pin these guys, and their legs always fall off. The REALLY good specimens are the ones that still got a few left.

They’re SO harmless, in fact, that many don’t even have mouthparts, and the ones that do generally feed on nectar and such. Fun fact: in Jurassic Park, when they’re drilling into the mosquito in amber, they’re actually just drilling into one of these. There’s a LOT of things wrong with that movie.

Now, answer us why you’re afraid of junebugs.

I guess big dogs I don’t know also freak me out a bit.

Douchebags kids.

Oh wait, those only make me rage at them.

crazy manipulative Dracula-esque New Yorker chicks.

crane flies freak me out whenever they come flying straight into my face with spread out legs.

I wouldn’t mind sexy chicks doin’ that, of course.

Jeez I need to get laid… :frowning:

53: My extremely persistant case of Halitosis (It’s not super bad, just barely noticeable)

54: People who never brush thier teeth.

55: The ever-increasing percentage of obese people in the world.

56: Dr. Strangelove

I see what you did there :hmph:

Dude what doesn’t freak you out? What kind of man are you? You’re a pussy… =/

He’s a small dicked man.

@Danson: Just go to Amsterdam. Oh wait, those are not hot. Nevermind.

THIS. or anything that has to do with buring people alive at all. even the thought scares me.

Just to let you know (and i really didnt want to share this) but i have a 7 inch penis:meh:

and when i saw these pictures i wuz like :fffuuu:

Real black mesa supporters have dicks that make earthquakes when they unzip :jizz:

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