When I unzip my fly, the Earth is usually pulled into the gravity well.
You are a liar, a wuss, and you still haven’t explained what’s so bad about junebugs.
So… that explains the unexpected change in the tides a while back.
And this counters Mr.Shadow’s comment how?
Also, he did not say who’s or where he had it…
Just sayin’
He’s only got two major orifices, so it’s not like the “where” really needs narrowing down.
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Truth
Unless… :fffuuu:
Whew - that IS really small.
lol pawnd
why does the old song “I’m sorry” seem to be apt?
Don’t insult the cutie, at once,
I was masturbating when i was taking a bath, i get one of them crawling on my leg, which result in quick ejaculation.
- Penis that get run over by truck
- Human head that get run over by truck.
Stop lying, Fong.
We all know Malaysians don’t have baths nor trucks (and all Asians have small penises anyway).
So little that you know about Malaysian… :rolleyes:
In our classes, we alway talk about over 18 year old thing.
Yeah. And as soon as you reach 20, you start talking about “under 18 things”.
lmao
You don’t seem to act like you have one. And come back when your dick is bigger. I.E never.
On the topic of penises:
The idea of breaking my penis is what freaks me out pretty much. A friend of mine broke his one day by trying to have sex while standing up and lifting his girlfriend up and down on his penis. Turns out that either she wasn’t as light as she looked (skinny girl), or his arms were not as well trained as he thought (though bulky). Poor girl thought it was all her fault.
Broken penises look weird, even after they have been fixed. Ever seen a porn flick with a guy whose penis bends forward instead of upward? Chances are high he has had his penis broken. Permanent damage, bros. Not funny.
No I haven’t, because I never had a reason too. But yeah, broken penises are bad.
:fffuuu:
OUCH
Bad.
NO!
even having the thought of that pains me