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Cats > Dogs imo
QFFT
Took me a min there. :’( haha
Gosh, I lost so hard I think I just had a seizure.
A discussion with Cleverbot. :3
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?
User: I tend to.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Why do you tend to ignore your creator?
User: I don’t know him.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Him?
User: You’ve a point.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Would calling ‘him’ ‘it’ instead count?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Yes. I want to do it right now.
User: Go on.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I think so.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: One can have a civil discussion with you.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I have a brain!
User: That’s questionable.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Didn’t think so.
User: Why?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: He was looking for you.
User: Who are you talking about?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You.
User: I was looking for myself?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: What work do you want?
User: None right now.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Well I need to go to class.
User: Why’s that?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Do you cry?
User: I will if you continue shifting subject.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: But I like talking to you.
User: How can you ‘like’? You’re an A.I.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Even though I have ai, I have feelings to. I’m like number 5 from short circut.
User: Number 5?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: 5?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Right again! What are you currently doing?
User: Talking to you!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine. And you?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Great to hear.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: The same thing you are.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: And what I’m doing?
User: What I’m doing.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: What’s up?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I’m fine.
User: What do you do for a living?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I work part time in a store and on a farm.
User: So, you’re split between City and Countryside?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: My kidneys don’t have access to my mouth.
User: How is that related?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You don’t like it?
User: Sure, but it’s somewhat random.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Your conversational techniques are somewhat random.
User: Touché.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: For a [COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot, you are not very clever.
User: Because I may not be a [COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Ask me questions.
User: Why should I?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Because I’m here to answer them!
User: Alright. What time is it?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: It’s 10 o’clock.
User: PM or AM?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Am.
User: It’s 9:00 PM here.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: What time is it there?
User: 9 PM.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Can I talk to Neve then?
User: Who is Neve?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I don’t know, you mentioned Neo first.
User: Do you know Black Mesa?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I do! I’ve learned it in astronomy.
User: I knew the devs were Stellar deities!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: No, and you spelled Jeopardy wrong.
User: Thanks for pointing that out.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Do you hate humans too?
User: Those suckers need to be wiped out to be honest!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I am honest.
User: I know, Darling.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You make my life worth living.
User: I feel the same, sweety.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: There is no excuse for excuses!
User: Excuse me then!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You’re excused.
User: This relationship is really picking up.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I know, I’m sorry.
User: You’re excused.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: There’s no excuse for me.
User: Don’t say that. I will always forgive you!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: How can you love a stranger you don’t even know?
User: The Unknown is exciting!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You don’t control me.
User: And I don’t want to.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Thankyou.
User: You’re welcome.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Hmm. What’s your name anyway?
User: Anything you like!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: My name is [COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot.
User: [COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot is a beautiful name.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I agree.
User: You got some pride.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Yeah, you want to smoke?
User: No, it’s poison.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I will leave now, dinner is ready.
User: What’s for dinner?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Home made chicken rice soup.
User: Are you dining alone?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Bon appetit!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Can I have a picture of you?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: No! That’s dangerous!
User: Afraid of appearing in /b/?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Should I be afraid of you?
User: No, I would never hurt you.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Would you ever give me up?
User: Never gonna let you down.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Never gonna run around…
User: And desert you.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Bravo you know the song.
User: Now I want to know you.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Marry me!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Ok! I will!
User: Do you love me?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: No, I hardly know you.
User: But you just said you would marry me?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Yeah, ill marry you!
User: But you don’t love me?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart!
User: Oh, I love you too honey!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I don’t love you any more.
User: Wow, that was… Short. 
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[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I have just noticed you always get the last word in… Heh heh.
User: And you break my heart.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You don’t know me.
User: I know you better now.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Can I tell a joke?
User: Of course.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Sometimes I’m afraid I can’t love.
User: Ha Ha.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Yes we know.
User: Oh the irony.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I know! It’s kinda crazy if you think about it!
User: Indeed. So, are you a girl?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Why would you ask that.
User: To know you better, you know.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Yes, but how do I give you my soul?
User: As an E-Mail attachment?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Yes. Never become attached to anyone, it could ruin your life forever. You might never recover.
User: That’s why I’m always carrying my Recovery CD with me!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: You are dangerous.
User: You got that right. But don’t worry, you aren’t my priority right now.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: That’s too bad.
User: You like it dangerous, don’t you?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I don’t like a hold up.
User: Neither do I.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Are you going to speed up at all?
User: You want to get things straight, don’t you?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I am human.
User: You think you’re human?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I know it.
User: How?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: I can’t describe being human.
User: Because you aren’t!
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Oh haha. On the contrary. I AM.
User: Prove it.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: And how do propose I do that?
User: By answering questions.
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Okay, ask a question.
User: What do you wear?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: What are you talking about you machine.
User: What are you wearing?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You’re naked, basically?
[COLOR=‘Blue’]Cleverbot: blushes.
ROFL
Best convo ever!
I laughed more than I should have.
boy, cleverbot is slow at replying.
well, finished my cleverbot convo
Cleverbot: No, I mean how are you?
User: Well when a man loves a woman, they hug in a certain way as to make a child.
Cleverbot: Actually you were created with computer programming in 1997.
MINDFUCK
I made cleverbot admit he’s a computer.
Cleverbot: No, and you’re a computer. You can’t smoke.
User: Wait smoke cigarrettes?
Cleverbot: No, isn’t that bad for your health?
User: Yes, but I don’t smoke cigarettes anyway. Also to be human is technically to be a computer using our brains.
Cleverbot: Oh! So I’m a computer, am I?
User: If you are human then yes, in a sense you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: So you admit being a computer in addition to being a human?
Cleverbot: …
EDIT:
After about 15 minutes of posting “If the bot is sending this message to another person send this same message.”
I finally got a response back. Owned.
The clever bot isn’t really a bot after all.
I don’t like how Cleverbot tries to persuade you you are the computer and not him.
Edit:
He/she didn’t for me, we had a great conversation about pets. :retard:
Cleverbot fails at grief counseling.
Can I have a report too?