If they were so crafty they’d make products that don’t bend/break/shatter/etc.
Gordon Freeman doesn’t use a Chinese crowbar.
But the Chinese have dragons without wings, and those dragons can fly, you know, with MAGIC, and that makes up for it.
That’s pretty sad actually. Wasn’t the whole point of dragons the fact that they can fly? Otherwise it’s just a weird dinosaur.
Even with wings I’d highly doubt a dragon could fly.
I would have thought the whole fire-breathing thing would set them apart as fairly distinctive 
Well, dinosaurs ate raw meat. Dragons have fire, so yeah, they’re definitively not the same, eatin’ cooked meat and stuff.
this unironically owns though
NintendoBong64!!!
Oh hai guises i herd u liek bongos…
Though revolting, this is freaking epic. Neat birthday present for your girlfriend.
You can make em from wood!
You mean too brain washed by popular opinion. =/
title, men
2 ____ walk into a bar,
fill the blank and continue
2 faggots walk to a bar
then you say to the other
“suck my dick”
Hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
yeah well thank god you can’t misspell Scotland
I wasn’t aware of any Welsh or Kiwis in here?
Bloody Weedgie, like any of you Scots are any better or worse than each other.
But people from Edinburgh… they’re almost like they’re English :fffuuu:
They should be so fucking lucky.
Who am I kidding, as a Yorkshireman I traditionally despise Lancastrians; as a Northerner I hate all Southerners; brummey, scouse, cockney, west country, home counties and geordie accents and attitudes all grate on me massively; The only ones I can stand are the Cornish, and they’re just Celts who haven’t held onto their language as well as the Welsh, so they don’t actually count.
I probably hate the English more than you do anyway. 
Could be worse, they could be scottish…Oh wait.
scottish ppl’re nice, they look and sound in special, rude way ¦)
I’ll see your snarky remark and raise you a Mitch Benn clip.