Thats because you have no sense of humor.
Funny stuff. What is the point of posting dull stuff onto a thread made for brightening ones day?
I remember that one from Failblog. Long time ago.
yes but most of it ain’t funny so I wonder if it’s intentional :rabies:
I doubt it; this apparently just happened recently, unless Failblog somehow found out about it long before the news media did.
Drink driving?:brow:
Ignore that, I was thinking about this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAOVkKWNfdo
or maybe this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW6ffXYI-_k&feature=channel
HOLY BALLS
Anyway, this one was done by a few guys I know at college:
Four guys have just had an interview, and the employer can’t decide who is best for the job, as they are all outstanding candidates. So, he comes up with an idea: ask them all one question, and the best answer gets the job.
So, the first guy comes in, sits down and the employer asks: “What’s the fastest thing in the universe?”
And the first guy goes: “Thinking. Thought is the fastest thing in the universe, the brain is a supercomputer.”
“Good answer,” says the employer “could you send the next candidate in please?”
So, the second guy comes in, and is asked the same question, to which he replies: “Blinking is the fastest thing in the universe. We do it without even thinking.”
“Great answer,” says the employer, “could you send the next candidate in please?”
So, the third guys comes in, and is again asked the same question, to which he replies: “Light, light is the fastest thing in the universe. Our best thinkers can’t find a way to go faster, and it’s so fast it makes us blink.”
“Excellent answer,” says the employer, “could you send the final candidate in please?”
So, the final guy comes in and is asked: “What is the fastest thing in the universe?”
The last guy thinks for a while, before confidently answering: “Diarrhoea”.
“Diarrhoea?” I don’t understand…"
“Well,” began the last candidate “the other night, I went out and had 12 pints of bitter, four kebabs and a couple of pizzas. And when I got home, before I could think, blink or switch the light on, I’d shit myself.”
Hahahaha, theres a simmerlar version of that but its four jamicans haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_SByJG24Q4
Awesome suicide by that soldier.
I like 'em better dead.
(Medic/Pyro/Scout)
If i heard splashing noises i would have been soo disgusted :fffuuu:
I lost, big time.
Is it me, or does the guy in the vid seem to be…:fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:
OH GOD IT EJACULATES GROWN CHILDREN! GROWN CHILDREN!!! OH GOD!!!
NOW THAT’S A REAL MAN