yeah, like you wouldnt tap that if she purred in your ear. HA
I’d tap it with a shovel.
I’d do what I always say I’ll do. Her in the butt.
LOL!
Well then… I got nuthin. Those are the only two "mom"s that I am aware of. There is hot for teacher, but that doesnt really count in this scenario.
Ok, so in a lame attempt to contribute more to the thread how about this?
Hehe, who knew stupidity would pay off to the right people? 
old pic is probably old but I still lost it.
I lost too 
I lost.
They don’t play by anyone’s rules but thier own.
Seriously, why the fuck is a foot called “foot” anyway? Should be called “half the length of sersofts dick”
No, you’re thinking of inches. A foot is 12 inches.
I think you are confusing feet and inches.[color=’#212121’]ssssssnap
A little late with that burn.
predictible joke is predictible
I don’t live in any of the above countries so think I meant meters, actually.
Well you are a pile of cocks.
Goddamn… It feels so nice being this giant smelly pile of cocks, knowing that I am not Dr. Strangelove. :3
If you want originality then say something that isn’t so easy.


