Ahhh yes… good ol’ IRL days.
Thou Shalt Not Wear Boot Cut
Retail | Michigan, USA
Customer: “Excuse me, miss. These jeans just don’t seem to fit right.”
Me: “Well these are men’s jeans. We have plenty of women’s jeans over here, in the women’s department. Is there a size I can help you find?”
Customer: “You mean I just tried on men’s jeans?” horrified look
Me: “Yes, ma’am. These are men’s jeans. This is the men’s department.”
Customer: “OH MY GOD! The Bible forbids women to wear men’s clothes! I’m going to h***!”
Me: “I’m sure you’ll be fine. You didn’t know. God won’t be angry.”
Customer: “That’s what you think. You obviously don’t know God then.” storms off
the point of this thread was to actually post funny things instead of push your atheistic religion on me. 
So maybe you should post something funny instead of whining around?
oh god haha
Oh god haha.
/tear
Long, but worth the read.
with the gays?
At the above Images, :jizz:.
OT:
I lose goddamnit!!! :’(
I don’t get it. People died. What does that have to do with valve?
Please tell me you’re kidding.
I am not. Please enlighten me.
Read the last three words of the headline.