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Oh man that is the funniest clip I’ve seen in a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVuTufXPxZY
edit: uum, is it just me, or is my post in Rand’s post? (inb4 xzibit)
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I lol’d so I lose the game
Oh snap.
edit1: The person above me just fixed the internet. O_O
edit2: QUICK SOMETHING FUNNY FFFU–
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a crowded Dublin bar and marched directly into the centre of the room.
She raised a beefy right arm in the air, revealing a huge hairy armpit, and turned full circle to glare at each patron in turn, before asking in a loud voice,
“Which bastard here is going to buy this lady a fucking drink?”
The bar immediately went as silent as a grave, as every man in the place stared intently into his glass and tried to pretend that she wasn’t there.
Everyone in the bar jumped as an owl-eyed drunk, slumped over at the end of the bar, suddenly slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,
“Hey Joe! Don’t just stand there! Pour the ballerina a drink!”
The barman poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down in one. She turned to the patrons, and again raised her arm to point around at all of them, revealing the same very hairy armpit, and loudly demanded,
“Which of you wankers is going to buy this lady another fucking drink?”
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the counter and slurred,
“Same again Joe… give the ballerina another drink!”
After pouring the drink, Joe approached the little drunk and said, “Paddy, it’s up to you whether you buy this woman a drink or not, but tell me… why do you keep calling her a ballerina?”
The slightly swaying drunk replied, “Listen Joe, any woman who can lift her leg up that high… has got to be a fuckin’ ballerina!”
:fffuuu:
A bussdriver is driving a couple of seniors to the Bingo. Its a long way, and sudenly an old lady walks up to him and gives him a handfull of peanuts. he thanks her, and she walks back to her seat. This repeats three times, and the fitht tim the driver asks:
“Why do you even buy these peanuts if you dont eat them?”
“But sweaty, its not peanuts, its m&m’s, and we buy them because we like the chocolate!”
Didn’t laugh at the above post.
But…
INVASION OF THE GIANT CHICKEN! PREPARE FOR WAR!
You made me lose the game.
This just reminds me of that scene in Eraserhead and that brings some freaky, disturbing memories of that movie 
I lost. Because while saying I WILL EAT YOU. Your avatar said WE NEED TO RESORT TO CANNIBALISM
omg now I got that damn song in my head again.
Uh oh :retard:
Edit: oh crap, I failed at obnoxiousness.
I recall this being posted on the old YLYL thread. God bless that funny mess.
It’s impossible. Cracks me up each time I see it.
Even more hilarious with the captions on. Damn it, I’ll never think of Liam Neeson the same. 