Boss: Ok guys we need to get on top of this comic book craze, we need to make the best superhero ever, but how?
Tim puts his hand up
Boss: Yes you tim
Tim: HOW ABOUT WE GIVE HIM EVERY SUPER-POWER EVER!
Boss: Great idea
And superman was born… Seriously he sucks.
… and then he started doing some really weird stuff involving having to kill two side-kicks and raping wonder-woman.
That was stupid.:meh:
that was seconded.
That was weird.
Here’s an idea let’s turn this thread into a You Laugh You Win thread, everybody posts some of the most unfunny attempts at a joke and if someone genuinely laughs they win (they win the trophy of having the worst sense of humor ever).
Bad idea?
[COLOR=‘Black’]INB4"THAT IDEA IS THE WORST JOKE!"[/SIZE]
It is now well known that the moon is INFESTED by Nazi Vampires from Hell, yet we stand idly by and do nothing. This satellite photograph clearly shows the vampires as they stalk the barren lunar landscape:
Now, some COWARDS would have you believe this photograph shows nothing, or perhaps some innocuous Space Mummies. These men are FOOLS and TRAITORS, and are in league with the Vampire agenda. Either you’re WITH the vampires, or against them. Their power to mesmerize Earthmen is legend.
We must act now, before the Nazi Satanist Hell Vampires from Space can act upon their insidious plans! Surely they will enslave us all, if we do not march at once upon their lunar hives and burn them to the last!
All healthy men, man the rockets!
Ah, the depressing world of the most subscribed youtube channels.
Can we get back to lulz now?
you fail.
You realise he was essentially the very first superhero, right? Created over 70 years ago. And originally, he wasn’t as ridiculously overpowered as he’s been made over the years. I’m not really a fan, but there have been some awesome Superman stories. Mark Millar’s Red Son, about what would have happened if his ship landed in the USSR instead of Kansas, springs to mind.
Sorry for lack of laughs contained in this post.
Their going to take me away Ha-ha their going to take me away Hoo-Hoo He-He Ha-ha to the funny farm. Dammit i lose 
Reminds me of Hubi’s contest :3
I don’t get it.
that dog is a dick.
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