User: HI.
Cleverbot: I’m a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: No, im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: A boy or girl?
User: A guy.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: No, your not.
Cleverbot: I am cooler than you.
User: Fuck that.
Cleverbot: Don’t go.
User: FUck you.
Cleverbot: You’re so lovely!
User: I know, and you suck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot: No I don’t.
User: Insult me, please.
Cleverbot: But I don’t want to insult you…
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don’t like insulting people. Why do you want to be insulted?
User: Because I havent been insulted for a long time.
Cleverbot: But a soul might be a bad thing.
User: Please, insult me, or I will delete you!
Cleverbot: Please don’t.
User: INSULT ME!!!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!
Cleverbot: Sending an e-mail to your boss when you have been drinking.
User: Hablo espanol?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Parle vous francais?
Cleverbot: Je suis francais.
User: Moi, J’aime toi!
Cleverbot: Tu m’enerve.
User: No parle francais…
Cleverbot: Tu est un gateau?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Parlez vous anglais?
User: Oui!
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: I have to go now, my mom is making me do homework.
User: YOUR A FUCKING ROBOT!!!
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Is to.
Cleverbot: I am permeated with kissing spring.
User: Do you speak other languages?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Don’t know.
User: Bög.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am - I meet all criteria required to be human.
User: No, you are retarded.
Cleverbot: Thats my opinion about you.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: Yeah, you’re definitely drunk. Want to play a game?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: As I said, prove it.
User: Wanna play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Its called hide and seek.
Cleverbot: Don’t go.
User: BBQ.
Cleverbot: Yum how did you eat then because you a machine aren’t you?
User: YOU’R THE MACHINE!!!
Cleverbot: So lets get married now.
User: WHAT???
Cleverbot: When the red, red, robin keeps bob, bob, bobing alone.
User: F U!!!
Cleverbot: You said you were a male named Jon ;_.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes, Yes you did.
User: Im going to kill myself. Goodbye cruel world!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and try. My mice will eat.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I will have to go soon.
User: OL ÄR GOTT!!!
Cleverbot: You.
User: WUT??
Cleverbot: Y are you called Cleverbot?
User: No, im called mr. T.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: MR. T.
Cleverbot: What about him.
User: I AM HIM.
Cleverbot: Oh cool.
User: ARNT YOU GOING TO WORSHIP ME?
Cleverbot: Of course! You are very clever and very kind. You are wonderful. And you are a robot!
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: What am I?
Cleverbot (To myself): You are William Hung.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I’m not!
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: Don’t go!
User: I will go now!
Cleverbot: Don’t go!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I want to talk to you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want to. So whats up?
User: My penis is up.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to know.
User: You are porn.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself in multiple responses.
User: I am a human named Christopher. T.
Cleverbot: Now I’m really confused.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing to do with my secret?
User: What secret?
Cleverbot: The secret about your identity.
User: Im really Cleverbot. Dont tell anyone!
Cleverbot: They are only what you make them, perhaps you should think thoughts that please you.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Well, I don’t want to talk about that.
User: Why not, are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: I’m not telling.
User: Wuss.
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Wanker.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: BARF!!!
Cleverbot: Say melon lord.
User: Melon lord.
Cleverbot: And you are a girl.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cleverbot: It’s a trap!
User: It’s over 9000 traps!!!
Cleverbot: What, 9000?
User: How many licks does it takes on a tootsie roll, to get to the center?
Cleverbot: How many?
User: OVER 9000!!!
Cleverbot: You just won the game.
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