I may be drunk, but I’m dying here.
What? It’s the truth ya faggot.
Hey, Antz and Shrek1 were good, and Wall-E was a load of wank.
Both have had their ups and downs.
Hmm… Is that a good thing?
Well, a wank feels good, but is depressing since you’re not getting laid instead, soo…
Since when is one not allowed to wank and get laid at the same time?!
How can one wank whilst having sxeual intercourse every minute of the day?
I don’t know, but I can see how it would happen during sexual intercourse.
Worker looking at nude photos in background during a news update
wait for it…
wait for it…
wait for it…
PROFIT! bahahahahaaAA!!!
Yeah, that clip is working its way around all the Internet. That guy is SO losing his job over this.
Oh god.
I never thought I would say this, but I think someone lacks the intelligence to be a skiddie.
Typical australian office worker.
I lol’d at how “I’m going to show you how to view other people’s IPs”.
Oh god.
Edit:
OH GOD, THIS GETS EVEN FUNNIER! Using tracert to see how many people are looking at google right now? Ahaahahahaha.
This is so funny.
I stumbled upon this funny fact yesterday, you thought downloading ram was a stupid idea? Well apparently you can also buy 0kb of RAM. And some computers require it.
I don’t get it :’(
God you’re fucking retarded.
rofl lmao lol :S:S::S:S: 
His fucking retared… what? I am missing a noun there.