Pffft.
Lemme guess “If you need me, I’ll be in my lab…”
yup
Oh dear, I don’t think I can sleep tonight.
first of all originally that was a joke about Brezhnev, which was actual in the times of USSR,
but that’s not important
secondly, that’s true: american scientists always were paid in times more than scientists of other country .(
for example @ that years american nuclear bomb inventors were paid in 30 times more than russian ones (
I didn’t think I would use that shit again in such a small time, but…
Com[e]r, dude…
XD
sry, long time :: no sleep )
Fuck you.
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Literal videos?
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You can’t blame everything on the owners, cats have different personalities, I’ve had a very dumb cat before, that always jumped on tables to look for food and never remembered that it got its ass kicked last time, I think my parents can be defined as terrible owners, but right now we have the most intelligent cat I’ve seen, it never jumps on tables/chairs, recognizes its name, it acts very different from other cats(for example, it rarely meows, and never gets angry at the owners, even when my little sister used to torture it, and it shits only outside, much like a dog, we don’t even have a cat litter at home), follows people around, and not just to get food. It also goes very far away from the house but always finds its way back home, and it kills mice and small birds, which is always good, unless you have a pet hamster or bird.
Also most cats don’t give a shit about its owners, they just stay away somewhere until they’re hungry, but my cat just stands there and stares at me, I can seriously lose a staring contest to my cat.
My cat follows me around the house too, but it’s because she’s an attention whore. She never misses an opportunity to sit or lie on me.
I remember a few years ago my Auntie had two cats. They both died. They have more now but it threw them off balance for a while. Not funny but you were talking about cats so…
that was the shit. LOL! so true.
Fuck y’all bitch-ass dog haters.
Dogs may shit and piss everywhere, but at least it’s isn’t the worst smelling substance on the planet.
If you’re a basement dwelling retard or a woman I can see why you’d want a cat. You don’t have to take any responsibility, or play with him, or feed him, or take him for walks. You just get him a shoebox to shit in and let him eat the insects and rodents that live in your fridge.
Not to mention pretty much ALL cats are
-assholes
-only cute if they’re not assholes
-floppy
-smelly
-jizz all over your furniture
-hate you
-they don’t eat what you give them
TL;DR: Get a dog. You’ve got less chance finding a nice cat than you do getting hit by a green 1994 Chevrolet Blazer.
