I chuckled.
Totally lost on the cucumber one.
Yummy… that cucumber brings a spicey taste to the salad 
Spicy? D:
What? Never eaten out a woman’s snatch? It’s delicious! 
Maybe you don’t know what the word ‘spicy’ means.
yeah, guess “spicey” was the wrong term. Let’s just call it “unexpected taste” then.
Yeah, as long as proper maintenance has been done. Otherwise… O_o :sick: :FFFUUU:
ugh.
Well I wasn’t talking about a vagina that wasn’t washed since the last coitus. Old pussy juice tastes disgusting.
The lady in the picture looks like she kept the cucumber hidden in there for a week before taking it out and serving it.
all the spots on the “Wal-Mart Bingo” Card describe things found at Kroger (with the exception of kid riding bicycle in store) might wanna add “vehicle idling in fire lane without Driver”
i have seen a kid with a bicycle in a Kroger store.
There was once a man at Home Depot that had his dog pulling him around on a scooter.
The biggest fail on that sign, is the upside-down S in “Satisfy”. It hurts my eyes 
ahahahaha basicly.