LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdR2T6YKAUc&feature=related
^FIRE MARSHALL BILL FTW!
:lol::lol::lol:
It left a bruise inside my stomach. Thanks, asshole.
I get all my Usenet files just fine at around 15 mbit/s, i’ve had I think 1 bad nzb with missing files, but the par2 files fixed that instantly.
:3
something for old ppl.
it is sid old people can’t read this right
- This is this cat.
- This is cat.
- This is how cat.
- This is to cat.
- This is keep cat.
- This is an cat.
- This is old cat.
- This is fart cat.
- This is busy cat.
- This is for cat.
- This is forty cat.
- This is seconds cat
read right
- ,this,
- ,is,
- ,how,
- ,to,
- ,keep,
- ,an,
- ,old,
- ,fart,
- ,busy,
- ,for,
- ,forty,
- ,seconds,
^I smiled
should be
- This cat.
- This is cat.
- This is how cat.
- This is to cat.
- This is keep cat.
- This is an cat.
- This is old cat.
- This is fart cat.
- This is busy cat.
- This is for cat.
- This is forty cat.
- This is seconds cat
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 “War At Home” Edition
I lost way back with the George Carlin video…
So to help others (lose), I’m going to post some more.
Part 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DagVklB4VHQ
Part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjKciefHo38
Lost again! 
I’ve got “all his stuff”, but I still crack up on every joke of his. A great man. And he was wrong once. He stated that he was “not a good American” for forming his own opinion instead of just believing what the media and the government told him. He was wrong with that. Actually, it was exactly that which made him a GOOD American - sadly they are a minority in their own country.
What is usenet anyway?
And the actual game can be thrown in a trash can.
I’d get one of those.
Paying for piracy.
Irony as its best.
Hence why torrents are better.
Not really since premium access comes free with my broadband :3
Direct downloads are pretty solid as well for smaller downloads. A premium megaupload account is pretty fantastic.
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sexx.”
Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of that in health
class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, Why
are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are
these for?“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking
up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg…,
Hello?’**
‘Hi honey…, this is Daddy…
Is Mommy near the phone?’
‘No, Daddy…
She’s upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul.’
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
‘But honey…, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’**
‘Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the
bedroom with Mommy right now.’
Brief Pause…
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you
to do…
Put the phone down on the table…,
run upstairs…
Knock on the bedroom door and shout…
“Mommy, Daddy’s home from work”.
‘Okay, Daddy, just a minute.’
A few minutes later…
the little girl comes back to the phone.
‘I did it, Daddy.’
‘And what happened, honey?’
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of
the bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn’t moving at all!’
‘Oh my God!!!..
What about your Uncle Paul?’
‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes
on, too. He was all scared and he jumped
out of the back window and into the
swimming pool but I guess he didn’t know
that you took out the water last week to
clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he’s dead.’
…Long Pause…
…Longer Pause…
…Even Longer Pause…
Then Daddy says,
'Swimming pool? …
‘Is this 486-5731?’
‘No…, I think you have the wrong number!’
Lol, but i did’nt laugh.
A small boy asks his dad if he can join him in the shower.
“Ok, but don’t look down!”
When they are in the shower, he looks down, and asks what that thing is…
“Its a… ehm… snake!”
The next day, he asks his mother ih he can join her in the shower.
“Ok, but don’t look up or down!”
And, curios as the boy is, he looks up, and asks what those things are.
“They’re… lights.”
He looks down, and asks what that is.
“Its a… Let’s see… Bush!”
Whan it’s late the boy asks if he can sleep in their bed.
“Ok, but don’t look under the cover!”
And the boy looks.
“Mommy, mommy, quick! Turn on the lights, there’s a snake crawling in to the bush!”
I confus’d