Right Eye
See? That’s exactly what I was trying to avoid. In the eye would be ripping off a current logoman.
Right temple. No question about it.
…Oh right, so that’s where I got the idea!
Well I’ll persist that he’s not technically a logoman since logos aren’t animated 
Above my anus. Turning the valve would shut it off, thus making it impossible to fart until the valve is turned again. Would be profitable during sex, or social events that require a bit self-restraint.
With too much meta gas in your body, just a little spark could make you explode! Why the heck do you think we fart?
Nobody said “dick” yet ?
Black Mesa forums are becoming mature !!!
Finally!
Waiting through roughly one hour of sex or two to three hours of formal socializing will not assemble enough gas in me to make me explode, so there won’t be any danger.
Unless someone lights a smoke…
If you light a smoke next to a balloon filled with methan, it does not explode. Only when the flame touches the gas does it ignite. So as long as noone shoves a lighter up my valve-closed ass, I should be fine.
Trust me - I have it all figured out.
Do you got a concept art of your invention?
NO. NO HE DOES NOT. AND IF HE DOES, HE BETTER NOT.
Dick 
Around my dick.
If I turn the valve I start peeing.
Way to show off some originality.
I guess there is no particular reason as to why you’d want to TURN peeing on. Or OFF, for that matter…
Or maybe I’m just trying to force Danson’s reasoning in your idea…
i’d say fuck’em. and then go ahead and make my own company.
“see? i’m coller than you. i put TWO[/SIZE] valves in my logo!”
:ninja:
Wow! If I were as cool as you I didn’t need to care about how I spell cooler!
Edit:
I’ll keep this in case you righten the spelling fail:
yeah because your spelling is spot on