Lived a usual life, died a hero.
shot with something that melts away everything but my skeleton, and then they put my skeleton in a museum
drive by shoot out
When my body gets old and worn out, I want to go full prosthetic, get a full on, military grade exo with tons of implanted weapons and direct access to an account with tons of money. Then I want to end the world myself before I die.
Because that would be glorious.
Facing Mecca.
Preferably being of use to people I love.
I don’t want to whither away in some old peoples home. I’d rather get eaten by a shark as long as I am delicious.
Laughing.
you guys need to understand that you’re all going to die in a typical way and you’ll never get the chance to have cool last words
Insallah!
Die with “LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS”
Hey! those’re cool words!
In a massive orgy?
That’s probably better than the excruciatingly painful cancer death that awayts many of us.
i was thinking about dying after months of excrutiating pain from severe burns after rescuing orphans from a burning building
but getting hit by a truck is satisfactory
In a really unsatisfying and unspecial way.
because death has to be something special
if your death needs to be satisfying and special it means the rest of your life was completely dull and insignificant
death being the peak of your life, heh.
I wish I didn’t know what happens after you die.
I wish I could still believe in afterlife.
pfft afterlife is for pussies
man up, do things right while you’re alive, find a partner, have children, teach them how to behave, send them to a college, watch them enjoy life, observe how the 6 billion year old legacy carries forward, die in bed with a smile
afterlife can go fuck itself if my offspring are living and enjoying life
Yeah you go on and do that. I am going to sit here and wait patiently for my death.
find a partner and have children pfff…
[COLOR=‘Black’]You know how stupid you are don’t you?
motivating people from The Internet 101
[COLOR=‘Black’]by using memes, lol.