I got a date… with my hand.
I feel your pain bro.
Pain?
Pleasure?
My first valentines in 3 years of only having my hand.
Now taking bets on whether or not I can resist.
Eliminate the temptation.
Cut off your penis.
How should valentines day be different for masturbation than any other day? Unless, of course, you’re saying it’s worth betting on if you can resist for any day, which is entirely understandable.
Valentines is a test. A test of ones strength on how many times they can fap in a day. This of course only if you’re single. I am breaking free from the norm, I will not fap on Valentines, for I see it as a much greater challenge.
Same here, bro.
^ This
I did the same thing yesterday. I find out monday what she thinks of it/me. Don’t you just love the weekends?
Most girls I know never really appreciate flowers. Doing something creative and putting effort into it usually gets a much better reaction, but I guess it’s only worth it if you’re sure you have a chance.
thank you but actually it’s because I am shit at talking to girls. but you get used to it, I’m not too bothered by now.
Everything is fixible. Don’t forget you lose when you stop trying.
i tried to make something good to my ex last year.
İ made 3 roses from paper. Each one of them had a poem and a clue to where the next rose is.in the end she was going to find her Valentine’s day present and a some flowers. Example:
[poem] Look behind your bed
But she was too genius. She thought it was part of the poem :facepalm:
Well, look on the bright side: She -is- your EX.
I surely hope that’s only an example.
Valentines day is just another over-commercialised bullshit “holiday” created by gift card companies to sell stupid cards and chocolate and stuff yeah.
I’m ashamed to say that there was a one night stand involved. 
Why ashamed? There’s nothing wrong with it alsong as you dont catch VD.
Or herpes.
Well, due to the fact that a lot of people I know seem to have caught wind of it, and also one night stands and such isn’t how I usually roll.