Y’know, not to be a jerk, but that might be saying something about you.
The overweight and drunk women I can understand. The overweight women think that my standards will be low enough that I will go for them and the drunk woman that couldn’t stand had nop standards herself that night.
But the underage girls that I see looking at me are the epitome of jail-bait. Hot little things that could get any college guy they want, staring at me like I’m some kind of Adonis. Last night it was two girls that were at least half my age, maybe even 20 years younger than I am.
What I want to know is, where does that attraction gor when they turn 18, and doesn’t it come back until they are 50? Why don’t any attractive 25 to 35 year olds look at me like that? Or are they only looking at me like that when I’m not looking, playing games as if I can read their mind that they are attracted to me when they don’t look at me at all, or whatever crap it is that I get from them?
Didn’t you say you were 30?
I thought 34 or 37, both ring bells.
I’m 34.
They looked 15/16. Old enough to be physically developed, young enough to know that I can’t do anything with them.
And I have never been with a woman that is younger than I am, if that helps clarify everything.
The last woman I was with was 5’-4" and 180 pounds. Not exactly slim. I don’t mind a little meat on their bones.
No, when I say “fat” I mean women with rolls of fat hanging out and flapping over other parts of their body. I am talking about women half my height but weigh more than I do (250 pounds).
woo my first ever ban! I’ve joined the ex-banned group we have our own secret forum and everything!
We do?
Yeah but since there’s no moderation it’s even messier than here.
I see no such forum.
Really? You should ask a mod about it.
Guys, im going to get this printed onto A2 paper this week and hang it on my wall.
Is this awesome? y/n?
If you were to do an actual print-out, you could wallpaper a room with it 
Still awesome though.
Y fo sho
Ho-ly shit…that…is…AWESOME!
Why are you lying :’(
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Yeah, well thats just horrible. Even i would’nt shag that, and thats saying something haha.
Can someone give me a rundown on what happened to the forums and why the titles are all messed up and why zim had post editing powers and why kaze is banned and shit?