cgrats ijgs
I wouldn’t have expected anything less from you Kaze! 
Cheers all for congrats, new small person is female. Aaaaaugh, I’m surrounded - going to have to break out the power tools, V8 engines and porn to compensate for all the fecking oestrogen!:fffuuu:
Seems like you only have one place to escape: The garage!
With the baby in the room? Mom’s gonna be piiiiiiiiiissed
…but he’ll probably have a very happy son-in-law one day.
Seriously though, congrats man.
Congrats on the new alarm cloc- I mean baby!
Conratulations mate, all the best for you and your family.
Congrats!
For the people who give me shit about my training:
Just remember that you cannot do this.
I’m not sure I follow. Because we don’t follow a strict regiment of training so we can ultimately look like a musclebound papaya with a tiny little pip on top we can’t do a single chin up?
Congrats! I hope she/he will be happy
Most of you, probably not, but regardless the majority of the people here probably wouldn’t even have the upper body strength to hoist themselves back up, dangling 300 feet in the air.
I think you underestimate what the average human being can do. And it’s not like you train 300 feet in the air.
Most people here are considerably below average.
Wow, what the fuck - what is the source of the crane pullup .gif? Crazy bastard.
Let me just note that the cap on climbing ability is tendon strength rather than muscle strength. Even if you can do dozens of pullups, unless you can suspend your bodyweight off of two/three fingertips, you’re not going to want to try climbing anything at 300 feet.
How did u know?
Oh congratz. How old is your first one?
Oh fuck. Did he fall down?
Ah whatever, he’s got a chute anyway.
Anyway, saw a trailer for Inglorious Basterds on TV yesterday.
-Nein Nein Nein!
-Oh Yes yes yes!
I’m so gonna watch this.
Pfff, I do it with my cock every morning.
Oh boy this Tamerain kid is a fun little toy to play with now isn’t he.
A single pull-up? I’m sure most of us can do that. As for the 300 feet in the air thing, that has nothing to do with muscle strength, that’s more just having guts. :3