I love the smell of Bacon in the morning.
Fgts
Thing looks like some kind of weird glowing alien penis
Only you would come to that conclusion.
No. I thought it looked like a giant glowing dildo.
FML. Today it’s my birthday, and I learned that I got 2 detentions to do next week because the secretary at my school lost the message my father left saying I was absent because I was getting my braces took off. My billfold also got stealed, which contained my debit card and my health and social insurance card and I got 336 bucks to pay tomorrow for my new power supply and GPU.
Well… Happy Birthday anyway
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TBH my birthday sucked even more than yours, I got 400$ cash gifted to me by random people, then I went to buy my EEE PC but they said I would have to wait 1 week for it to arrive, then I got so drunk I woke up the next day and had no memory of my birthday, and 100$ less.
I’d call that a good birthday tbh.
How is that suckier? Good stuff happened, then you blew your money away.
wait, wasn’t it you who got drunk and fried your hard drive or somesuch?
I may suggest handcuffing yourself to your bed next time you decide to get wasted. 
Oh I wish I could get drunk and forget all of this, but it’s Wednesday and I’m working all the weekend.
That sucks man. Crappiest birthday ever. Worst part is, you can’t afford anything to make you feel better.
On another note, does anyone have any suggestions for a good closed/around the ear gaming headset for under $70? Preferably circumaural, but that’s not a deal-breaker.
Important Fact!
The solar system revolves around the galactic core about once every 228 million years.
Which means that when you see a dinosaur fossil from, say, the Mesozoic Period, you shouldn’t be impressed with its age so much as the fact that it has traveled here from the OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY!
Yeah I know creepy aye, nothing is as it seems. Who knows what our galaxy revolves around.
It’s actually a gigantic black hole.
And we’re not technically revolving around it, we’re more like water slowly, slowy going down the plughole.
So eventually, if everything that does go into a black hole ceases to exist, the same will go for the milkyway galaxy.
The hard drive crash was fairly recent, and involved a random phone call that made me get up and pull the laptop cable and the HDD sorta fell out (I didnt put the HDD cover on it cuz I was drunk).
Not really. Black Holes aren’t massive space vacuum cleaners. If a black hole that had the exact same gravitational pull as our Sun suddenly replaced it, the Earth would still continue to revolve around it in the same manner as it did the Sun. It’s just everything would die from the lack of sunlight.
One week, one week til I leave for Vegas! 
2 weeks til youre homeless, 50k in debt and the local mafia want to cut off your balls 