That reminds me of the Empire Earth games me and a couple of friends would do. Prehistoric to Space Age.
'grats, TheeGoatPig!
Well. My mood took a 180 at around 3:45 this afternoon.
I am sitting at the poker table. We started out with 9900 in chips with the blinds at 100/200, and I look down at Q-Q in the small blind. There were two or three limping callers, so I raised up to 1000 and got one or two callers. The flop came up 8, 7, 3 with two clubs. I bet out to 1400 and got a call. A red K hits the turn. Check check. A spade A hits the river. I check and the person on the other side of the table bets 2500. I fold, only to find out I had his 5-6 beat.
Not too many hands later, the person to my right limps. I look down at 7-7, and limp as well (preflop raising hadn’t been working for me). The flop is 7, k, 2 rainbow. The person to my right bets 200, so I reraise up to 1000. He pushes all in with more than me, so I call. He limped with K-K, and I was eliminated before the first blind raise.
The person two seats to me left made the top 30 that got Vegas seats, and I am really fucking depressed right now. Happy birthday indeed. The only good thing about it was the cake when I got home.
wat
Oh fuck! Dude that really sucks. :[
We should finish playing the campaign today.
garthbartin is banned again? The reason is lulzy, though… 
Internet access in dorm = FUCK YES
I would expect pretty much all dorms to have internet access.
21st century standard of living = FUCK YES
corrected
Also, that’s not counting the five days where I couldn’t use my computer because I left the power cord at home.
oh god 5 days without a computer what will i do oh god oh god
My professor’s were actually announcing shit through the Internet and posting important readings, so it was sort of important.
Suicide, its the only option.
i would suicide but tehy dont alow extension cords 
In MY 21st century?
Also, that sounds like the stupidest rule in the world, I have 2 power cables in my room right now.
You know, come to think of it, I don’t think the dorms I lived in a few years back allowed extension cords either. Or microwaves. Or alcohol. Or noise after 10 PM. You know, because of all the incidents involving plugging in microwaves hooked up to loudspeakers in order to heat up all the hard liquor back in the 70s.
We actually have a no noise policy after 11, but no one actually follows it. I’m almost guaranteed to be blasting Disturbed at 2 in the morning.
I’d fucking hate to live next to you then.