I was meant to have a surprise party.
I didn’t.
I hung out with my then-girlfriend on my 19th birthday. We’d been together five months and hadn’t had sex yet. I brought it up, thinking, “well, it IS my birthday,” and she cried all day. We never did have sex.
EDIT: Never mind…
Damn guys, does that mean my next birthday will suck??
Yes. Your next birthday will be the ass of all birthdays.
While I had to work my first day at my second job on my 19th birthday, I did get to go home after dinner. I really liked that manager 
rofl fail
Gotta be smooth bro.
I didn’t just say “it’s my birfday lets fuck olololol.” I was more sensitive about it than my original post might have suggested, but needless to say, it’s a bit personal, so I won’t be going into it.
You flashed the meat and it made her cry. It’s happened to the best of us. Well, “best” here meaning “least endowed”.
I think nigger-penis is the most obstinate troll I’ve ever seen. 2 pages of:
JESUS LIKED TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN - NIGGER MEN
JESUS WAS A NEGRO
CHINAMEN NIGGERS
DONKEY PUNCH CHINCHAN PEARCHAN SEX NIGGER BALLS
WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO TALL? BECAUSE THEIR NEGROS
MEXICAN GLORYHOLE NEGRO TWINS SEXING
MY GIANT NIGGER PENIS
PENIS PENI PENIS PEN PENS PENIS PIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS P
THE NIGGERS ARE COMING THE NIGGERS ARE COMING
MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS MORE NIGGERS MORE
CHINAMEN NIGGERS
DAILY DOSE OF NIGGERS NIGGERS AND MORE NIGGERS
YARDAPES YARDAPES YARDAPES YARD
4CHANS ABOUT TO DDOS THIS SITE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERS
JESUS WAS A NIGGER LOVER WHO WAS A NIGGER THAT OWNED SPICS AND MORE NIGGERS
THERE ARE NO NIGGERS IN THIS GAME BECAUSE JESUS SAID SO NIGGER PENISES
NIGGERS KILLED JESUS AND RAPED HIM UP HIS ASS AND URETHRA
NIGGA WHAT? NIGGA WHO?
TWO NIGGER WALK INTO A BAR. THE FIRST NIGERS STEALS A DRINK. THE SECOND NIGER IS SHOT
TWO SPICS WALK INTO A BAR. THE FIRST SPIC DRINKS EVERYTHING. THE 2ND SHITS ON EVERY1
NIGGER MESAS ARE HOME TO NIGGERS THAT LIKE TO FLY AROUND IN SPACESHIPS AND EAT RABBIT
HOW MANY NIGGERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? NONE, THEY STEAL IT.
HOW DO YOU TEACH A SPIC TO READ? YOU DON’T YOU FEED HIM BEEN AND NIGGER BABIES
And much, much more!
I honestly shat brix when I saw the Cafeteria. Have the moderators been assasinated or something?
Their brains probably melted down when they saw the invasion of CHINAMEN DONKEY GLORYHOLE MEXICAN NIGGER JESUS TWINS SEXING
Dude, you shouldve been like “Well it is my birthday, lets have a few drinks” And let things roll from there.
“He has an obsession with black people, Jesus Christ and penises, and he feels like expressing his opinion about said subjects.”
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“The bold repeating and caps is what makes it stand out.”
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“User to DDOS the Black Mesa forums, community denies giving a fuck.”
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Hey Aussie guys, there’s an interview with Gabe Newell on Good Game tonight.
If you dont get ABC2, download the vid off the site for an extra 25 minutes of interview.
Just post if he says anything about Ep3
Love Imonfires new signature addition.
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nyuck nyuck
That’s so horribly accurate it hurts.
Jesus F. Christ what did I miss…