So is the online porn I wank to.
I think the difference you are driving at is the source of the material.
Laura croft is modeled after my dead mother. So you wank to a dead woman.
How about NO, MaxTheLimit? Online porn is pictures of real women. Lara Croft is an AI game character. It does not matter whether she is modeled after Angelina Jolie. Lara Croft is artificial. Angelina Jolie is real. It has nothing to do with the source of the material. You can have sex with real women made of flesh and blood. However, I’m pretty sure that science has gotten us to the point where humans can have sex with robots. We’re not at the point of technical evolution yet where you can have virtual sexual intercourse via virtual reality software. At least, I’m not aware of any virtual sex technology.
Im pretty sure you could have sex with a tree stump if you were so inclined. and science had NOTHING to do with that.
Why the hell are we talking about this again?
Also, unless you get some poontang you’re a slack jawed faggot, so it doesn’t matter what source material you fap over.
Lets talk about Raminator.
Let’s talk about Summer, Raminator’s avatar.
Sure we are. I do it all the time. Watch out. I might virtually violate your bum! 
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
So, today is my first day of eleventh grade, it’s 4:10 in the morning, and I can’t sleep.
I’m pretty sure I’m the only person at my school that is listening to DevilDriver, posting on the BM forums, as opposed to something constructive. Like sleep.
It’s kind of odd, now that I think about it. You stay away from the forums for over a week or so, and once someone mentions you, BAM. You show up.
That’s pretty impressive.
Raminator: Oddly Impressive.
Indeed.
In other news.
I finally broke and just had to play CSS and TF2.
Any went into a rates frenzy trying to get it working.
And my genius prevailed.
I now have my online games back.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo happy.
Pretty cool, the avvy and sig both.
Hahaha, you had me going for a while, you fucker. I lol’ed. 
haha. I still have a month until 10th.
raw_bean, I think you’re the only one who read my post.
OMG I so did not see that coming! ROFLMAO! 
what about the pompass dude that thinks he is the boss?
EDIT: I just had my 12 year old read that… he has tears in his eyes he is lol’ing so hard.
Your 12 year old knows about stoners and stuff?
Kids got experiance man.
I read it. I just didn’t care.
Happy birthday, raw_bean!
