If I were you I would have 2 options, Do it, or ban keresh.
^Actually, let’s have three, with banning you being a third option.
Wait, so if I were Ram I would have the option of banning myself?
Yeah if you were, but you’re not. And if I were ram, I would certainly choose option 4 (all of the above)
MORE BABIES! YAAAAARGH!
Ugh, finally got around my schools internet throttling. Turns out they just blocked the mac address of my router, so I got an old switch that I had, put it between the router and the internet, and poof, they only see the new mac-address.
Now I’m off to go download 100 GB of porn before they throttle me again.
Why download porn when numerous streaming websites are at your fingertips?
Heh. Heh. Guess what else is at his fingertips. Heh. 
Because when they throttle my internet, I’ll have to open the page, wait 5 minutes for it to buffer, watch for 5 minutes, then wait.
Kinda anti-climatic, if you know what I mean.
What? Calcium’s a metal!
but is only mildly reactive to water unless powdered first… and cut that out. Being Kärchered bloody hurts!!
(speaks the man who in his rasher, more drunken and decidedly more retarded youth wondered idly, “I wonder if it would hurt to put my finger over the nozzle of the pressure washer” and then found out that “hurt” didn’t really cover it :fffuuu 
Fine. Aims pressure washer loaded with 2mol HCl acid at ijgs
it won’t hurt for long, I promise.
On a side note, my chem class is perfectly timed. I wouldn’t have gotten the whole calcium thing if not for my chem class on monday, and when I first read this XKCD comic I didn’t get it, but later that day and halfway through my notes on the Pauli Exclusion Principle, I got it.
[ComicallyNasalOwenWilsonVoice]Owwww. Cut that out![/ComicallyNasalOwenWilsonVoice]
I suspect I’d have plenty to worry about before experiencing exciting explodabone-death… :fffuuu:
I’m also glad to have given you a practical justification for learning that chem stuff! 
They are total idiots if they did that, unless it’s a way of letting you know they hate you.
Anyway how about you get rid of the router alltogether and plug your PC on the line, not only you don’t need port forwarding, you can also change your mac address whenever you want.
I don’t think I ever saw the reason ODB and lolipopman were banned together. Link to the thread?
Brilliant
https://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Shit, he’s figured us out!
Also:
I just realised that over the past week I’ve eaten almost 1500g of Fruit Pastilles…
Hahahah, its old, but still funny.
I think this is the best part:
Damn it science, why didn’t you tell us?!
It explains alot of my problems really.