Atleast you read the book and saw the movie before trashing it.
I did so I could trash them I said to myself its unfair to trash this series just on looks I gave a proper try and was pissed at its horrendous plot line. Then I was like well all the big twilight fans hate the movie maybe its better and it wasn’t. At least I didn’t pay to see the movie my sister borrowed it from her work when she worked at a video store.
time for one of my trademark quote-athons
don’t you mean consider yourself lucky?
rejoice a fantastic four remake is supposedly on the way, however the thing and torch weren’t half bad…
hell yeah! Doc Manhattan was the only character in the whole film that was spot on. seriously though watchmen should be on this list for sheer disappointment factor everything was just a little off, Snyder was the wrong director for the job.
however the razzie for worst film ever goes to
Drum roll… Street fighter!
The Black Freighter DVD just came out, it’s pretty cool.
I’d save your money for the Ultimate Edition. It has the Black Freighter segments edited into the actual movie.
I saw this weird edition at best buy, the case was shaped like Rorschach’s head. I saw a Dr. Manhattan-shaped one, too. They were creepy and I can’t imagine why anyone would want them instead of a regular case.
The ultimate editon of watchmen is released in the U.K in the run up too christmas so still a bit of a wait. Although I think you can already get a similiar version at the mo in the States, id rather like to see it cut in with the film as well as on its own. Whats “Under The Hood like” ? proberly the most important part in uderstsanding the minuite men and the first silk specters relationship with the comedian.
I really dont think the novel Ending was any more strange than the film, There was a weird sort of genuis of bringing the greatist human minds to help its own destruction and
salvation. That I really enjoyed.
It really should of been seperated like Kill Bill, that extra 45 mins could of made all the diffrence.
and on a side note I liked deep Impact a hell of allot more than armageddon.
The most recent ones I’ve seen that i disliked would include , Twilight, Crash, Dark Floors.
Okay, here we go.
- Bee Movie - 2 Hours of antilaughter.
- Watchmen - I LOVED the book. Why did the movie have to dissappoint?
- Time Bandits - This rude and dark movie SCARED me as a kid. Nuff said.
I haven’t see the entirety of Bee Movie but from what I did see I enjoyed. I’m not going to comment on Watchmen again. Never seen Time Bandits.
You die in a fire. You die in a fire, right now for saying that. Go on. Do it.
I’m all out of fire, I have to go to the store.
AND I’M SORRY but Time Bandits scared and scarred me a lot as a kid, and it gave me nightmares. Maybe if I watch it nowadays it would be good.
THIS TIMES INFINITY
I grew up watching Time Bandits never scared me
OH HEY, I just realized there’s a big Watchmen thing like 3 feet above me. I probably shoulda read that first.
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^That is the ampersand that represents how all of your loves for Time Bandits will not affect my still-freaked-out view of it.
I watched again Time Bandits quite recently. Even better than when I was a kid. Michael Palin strapped to a tree shouting “Fruit! Fruit! I need fruit!” can’t really be beaten.
I at this point barely remember it, but it had like a floating head and a rock of evil and the parents exploded, but still:
I have a 2 disk version of Reservoir Dogs and the case is shaped like a can of gasoline B) .
C’mon, guys! Nine pages and no “Plan 9 From Outer Space”? Hasn’t anyone seen that movie? It is the worst movie EVER MADE, by far. It walks away with that trophy held high.
So here’s mine: 1. Plan 9 From Outer Space (My God! They’re going to blow up the sunlight and destroy the universe!)
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Knowing. When the moose caught on fire, I knew the movie was going to be horrible. To this day, seeing Nicholas Cage watch in horror as a moose catches on fire is the high point of my life. It’s just so freakin’ hilarious. The whole movie just… didn’t make sense, and it was clear that they had an environmental moral lined up and cut it out to please moviegoers. It did NOT help.
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High School Musical, and sequels. I mean, I am a huge fan of musicals, but those movies barely qualify as entertainment, much less musicals.
EDIT: ALso, funny story about Watchmen. I read the book, and the movie looked like it was going to be faithful, and it really wasn’t THAT bad… subpar to the book, but no one who had read it would even question the movie. But my brother went to Comic-Con the week before the movie came out in theaters and saw a couple guys dressed up like Rorschach.
No one who has read the book would even CONSIDER dressing up like Rorschach. I mean, he’s really, REALLY fucked up in the head. Not “cool” crazy. Frightening, please-don’t-come-near-me crazy. And when my brother told me this, I knew that the movie had destroyed something wonderful, the secret society of Watchmen fans I’d been a part of before the movie got big.
But hey, whatever.
I have that version 
“Don’t that. It’s eeeevil.”
bam
Best ending ever.
EVAR!!![/SIZE]
Late reply I know, but what the fuck? The two best scenes of the film not only take place after he sends his son away, but as a direct consequence of that. I refer of course to the “I’ve abandoned my child” fucking-over via coerced religious conversion, and the resulting revenge in the legendary “I drink your milkshake” finish. That ending is so epically awesome, I’ve managed to get my friends using “I drink your milkshake” as a frequent quote without them even having seen the film yet.