Okay, now both Citizen Kane and Birth of a Nation are on this list. Are you all seriously retarded? Like, actually mentally impaired? I’m not implying it’s a negative thing, but I’d just like to know if you’re all actually retarded.
I liked Citizen Kane. Birth of a Nation I didn’t finish but I watched at least the first 30 minutes of it and just couldn’t get into it. That and it bugged me how the intertitles had the director’s name on it.
It’s not the issue that it’s boring, it’s that it was the first real narrative feature film which, for the first time implemented many of the techniques we still use today. It’s not the question whether or not it’s thrilling cinema by today’s standards, it’s that it was incredibly revolutionary for its time.
But… I just didn’t enjoy it. Just because it was revolutionary for it’s time doesn’t mean I have to enjoy it.
Well, I guess there’s no accounting for taste.
Fuckin Death Race.
Seriously what the hell was that. That film was made for people who have downsysndrome that can focus on a single point (the screen) for long periods of time.
- Mamma Mia, unfortunately being in the vicinty of this film was unavoidable, headphones were not available to listen to something else, its the first movie that’s made me want to die.
2&3. Star Wars Ep. 2&3 (Haden Bastard Bastard Bastard Christiansen deserves to be properly thrown into fucking lava for ruining one of the best on-screen bad-guys forever, the foetus-faced little shit. Darth Vader is supposed to be a bad-ass who kills people with barely a second thought, and then that absolute fucking PRICK comes along with god-awful fucking lines, and acting so fucking wooden every time he stumbled into shot everyone in the audience suddenly became bored, restless and uncomfortable. He is an absolute See-Yoo-Enn-Tee).
- Stealth, plot so patently absurd, it lost all credibilty in about 5 seconds.
Heheh…
That’s quotable.
Anyway, The worst film I have seen has to be that film by Spielberg.
I can’t remember then name, But it’s about some UFO’s and the Devil’s Hill or canyon or something.
It was so naff and awful, I can’t believe he agreed to do it.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind? Close Fucking Encounters of the Fuck Shit Cock Cunt Third FUCKING Kind is the worst movie you ever saw?
I honestly can’t come to this thread any more. You guys are all seriously mentally handicapped. Though, λdam at least appears that he could be trolling.
Whoa whoa, Close Encounters was awesome. One of the best Sci-Fi movies I’ve ever seen.
Any musical that is out there for me, especially The Wizard of Oz. I don’t give a fuck if you say this is one of the best movies ever made, I say this is the definition of a shit movie.
Musicals are for real men, nancy-boy. You just can’t handle that shit. Merrie Melodies FTW.
I thought the original was pretty funny. It had Rick Moranis.
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Hmm, there are some musicals that I like. Sweeny Todd, Wizard of Oz, Rocky Horror Picture Show, most of Disney’s animated musicals. Can’t say I’ve seen any others.
I feel your pain. However you still must appreciate the overall beauty of the films, there not bad movies at all.
Haden Christiansen is pretty dry but that wasn’t all his doing, bad directing played a key part to the awkward lines. The fight scenes weren’t great, some people argue that the light saber battles were slow and choreographed poorly, and I kind of agree. If you look at the phantom menace the end light saber battle was epic, choreographing was perfect and they actually hired a martial artist AKA Ray Park to play the enemy Darth Maul. But still the light saber battles weren’t bad…just not great. I don’t understand how people can say they were bad movies, there’s a difference between fucks ups and bad movies, and star wars wasn’t a bad movie…just an awkward George Lucas fuck up.
OK, OK… It was awesome…
But only the end pissed me off. The UFO’s playing music and flashing fancy lights.
And Star Wars Ep 3 Was awesome. Hayden didn’t do a bad job. I think he portrayed Vader quite well. IMHO.
Why did the fact that the Aliens’ language involve flashing colors and music piss you off?
Because the music was annoying.
:facepalm:
No doubt, It has a brilliant storyline…
And the fact that that one bit pissed me off, I’m sorreee.