I just stop following people who act like lovey dovey fuckwits. It’s cool to be in love, or whatever, but keep it personal for gods sake.
It’s fucking infuriating to be playing on a fucking connection and some asshat decides to hog all the fucking bandwidth. I’m about to strangle some other people in my household…
That is the most juvenile thing I have heard all week; I applaud you.
I’ll take that with pride… ignoring the side-track do understand my position: I’m playing competitively, I’d like my game to be smooth while I’m playing online.
thats why my parents use the free internet the isp forgot to disconnect 5 years ago(dsl copper line 1.5mbps) while i pay for my own 30mbps cable (fiber to the node)
Somehow they still find it blazing fast, on the 12 year old celeron machine in the kitchen.
My mouse is double-clicking automatically. It doesn’t affect games much, but trying to use anything else (Windows Explorer and Reaper, specifically) is about 18x more difficult than it should be.
EDIT: Actually, I’d say my signature describes the feeling flawlessly.
That won’t work, one of my parents is savvy with networks (actually, so is the rest of the family). 
i had to solder a new clicker for the left mouse button on my logitech BJ69. It’s not that hard.
if they ever ask for your help with computers, they are not savvy enough
Aye, true. Though they don’t ask for help.
you could kindly ask your neighbors for their WPS key using Reaver, and play on their connection when your home line is congested, that also works
So I live in a house of six. This late last year my friend’s asshole boyfriend moved in. I didn’t want him to, but out of respect for my friend I kept my mouth shut. Ever since the rest of the house has been clashing with the boyfriend, he freaks out about cleanliness and organization while simultaneously not doing his part to keep the house clean and in general is just aggressive and unpleasant. Tensions have reason and my friend (the girlfriend) is now just as aggressive and distant to us as the shitty boyfriend. If you say hi to one of them they’ll just ignore you and keep walking. We subtly asked if they were planning on moving out next year. They’re not. Now we have to arrange a house meeting and ask them to leave, yet we have no legal right to do so so if we ask as nicely as possible and they so no, we’re fucked.
Tl;Dr: In my college housing experience over the last couple years I have discovered that college students are shockingly socially inept, neurotic, and incapable of reasonably and peacefully living in the same house.
Update: My housemates bitched out and decided that we should move out instead. Awesome.
EDIT: Every time I have a problem, it fixes itself as soon as I ask someone about it. This is far from the first time it’s happened, too.
Get a rubber duck to put on the top of your monitor to ask?
I hear that’s how software developers solve their problems.
Form a council of it’s a big problem. Or get a bigger duck.
I hate ranked games. I test into Bronze III and get shit on twice as much as I win, regardless of how well I individually do as a player. UGH.
I hate having to deal with that one player who’s vastly better than anyone on either team, and just keeps killing you over and over to the point that you’re sick of him.
I kind of feel a little bad about the three or so ranks I leveled up in BC2 Vietnam by just sitting in a good player’s chopper and getting squad assists, despite me being total shit at infantry combat.
Omg, why it’s taking so long? NBDM ISNT RDY. OBM ISNT RDY. XEN ISNT RDY. How it’s even possible to be so slow. yeah, game is amazing. I get in today and got orgazm by rock texture, that’s cool but WHY ITS TAKING SO LONG. I can’t play another game, they got no soul.
Itll be the longway 
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“These Things, They Take Time”
-Gabe Newell