Hey, shut up. 
Also, try typing ‘itsnouse’ when it loads 
That’s not what I was getting at, sorry. :’(
That’s amazing.
Got a new internet and TV service provider today. The ‘tech guy’ who came to install it had the worst manners in the world. A complete and total asshole. That’s not why I’m raging.
Every time he plugged the modem to the wall socket, the lights would go out. I told him it was probably because of the modem itself shorting out, but he said no. He insisted it was a problem with the socket, even though I’ve never had a problem with it. So we chose another socket, and the lights went out. He still didn’t think the modem was the problem. It was the third time when SMOKE STARTED COMING OUT OF THE MODEM when he finally determined it was probably the modem that was causing the problem.
He remained being an asshole during the rest of the installation.
File a complaint. I feel bad, but that’s kinda funny. lol Did you at least get everything installed properly after that?
Obviously. I would be much angrier otherwise.
I have never had to turn my phone off during a movie before, but today made me understand why others do. Why did EVERYONE have to call me within the same two hour span?
My GTX770 randomly decided to die a few weeks ago, waiting on a warranty claim.
Using a 9500GT (DDR2) in the meantime… gets slowdown in FEAR and struggles with the awesome 1999 lighting of Slave Zero
Interesting, sorry that your GPU has died. I’ve got the same GPU as you and I’ll keep an eye on mine.
Annd the sunroof on my car broke. The rail doesn’t function now, so I need a new rail system. Now I need to spend $200 to replace the fucking thing.
i almost exchanged my P5K-SE for a Maximus Forumula for free but I accidentally plugged the power button connector into the PC beeper port and the power button on the damn case actually melted and my friend changed his mind. 
riddle me this, oh bm forums
i was just riding home from a party, when suddenly a girl rides up next to me, says “hey”, and then went on to ride just a few meters in front of me, slowing down now and then
instead of riding up to her and talking to her, i turn left and go home
whyyy?
You are as lame as I am.
oh crap
On the flip side, I had a chat with a cute stranger at school for about three hours and discovered we have a lot of Netflix picks in common and similar senses of humor. Not a gamer, but hey! Number score. 
Yes, I still remember I’m already in a relationship, shut up I’m not going to date on the side.
Because you haven’t come out of the closet yet?
No, kinda reminds me of a carousel.
Perhaps you were afraid to ride after her in case your steed were to get the wrong impression and try to mount the horse she was riding.
Y’all still ride horses, right?
you bet ya!
oooh I wish, being gay would be so much easier for me, because it’s accepted for guys to take initiative, i’m terrible at that