IT STILL DOESN’T WORK FUCKDAMMIT!!
Oh good so it’s not just me; I got suspicious when the community stuff stopped working. >_>
God damn you FEDEX you slow sack of shit, are your drivers all nodding off on roofies?
FEDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX[b]XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx[/B]

MY POST WAS NOT A RESPONSE TO YOUR FAILURE AT HUMOR, JERKWAD
IT WAS MERELY AN EXPRESSION OF HOW ANGRY I AM AT FEDEXXXXXXX AND THEIR GLACIALLY SLOW DELIVERY OF IMPORTANT PACKAGES
“Glacially slow”. Now there is a catchphrase I haven’t heard before. Must use it in a sentence today.
Sorry to hear bout your fedex issues matt.
Just bought the new Prince of Persia game to find that it only has 1 save slot instead of the usual three and my brother already took it! CURSE YOU UBISOFT!
grabs the chainsaw
Edit: And I just realized I can’t move the save file folder around to take turns playing because all the save files are saved online through the new DRM…
grabs a second chainsaw
i think i got e-swindled out of €161
if he didn’t lie about that, i’ve got his home address and phone number
burn house y/n?
Burn his house, cut his power lines and salt his yard it’s the only way
Dealing with customer support… It’s not their fault, I know, but fuckkkkkk. O_o
How hard is it to understand such a simple, simple sentence.
And even at that, I’m so pissed off with this company. They sent me a notification saying they sent it out, then one saying it ARRIVED at MY HOUSE. IT WAS NOT HERE. Now they’re trying to tell me it was, but I found out THE EMAIL HAD THE WRONG ORDER NUMBER ASSOCIATED WITH IT. So they actually never even sent it. :rabies:
OK I’m not as mad at FEDEX now that they actually delivered my shit but oh wait YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES LEFT MY RARE AND MODERATELY EXPENSIVE SYNTHESIZER IN A FUCKING STAIRWELL WITHOUT HAVING ANYONE SIGN FOR IT???
fucking amateurs
I’m still waiting for the conformation that they have PROCESSED my order for shipping…
That reminds of that level in Nova Prospekt, the second turret battle, when Alyx says shes just leaving the computer like right when you think the battle is over
Pretty much.
it’s just… I can’t believe, given that I wasn’t there to be delivered to, they would just say “fuck it, I’m not going to do my job” and deliver my package to an unlocked stairwell rather than the person it’s addressed to. It just seems unprofessional. Do they not even care if people’s shit gets stolen because they left it some random ass place where any passersby could walk off with it?
On the other hand, I shouldn’t complain, because I wouldn’t be playing with the thing (see: pimp thread) now if the delivery guy had an ounce of professionalism, and to be fair i’d be bitching about that too.
Yeah. Can’t really fit a keyboard thru a letter flap. 
He should have given it to the neighbours, TBH.
No, he should have done what every other delivery service does when the person they are delivering to can not sign for a package: take the package back to the warehouse and leave a note stating what time he intends to deliver it the next day.