THE RAGE TOPIC

[bur]

How about cataclysm? Oh wait.

[Level]

@Raminator

I think we can all agree that feminism is the worst of the -isms.

Communism.

[CatzEyes93]

I wub Sierra… he stalks me. =D

Sierra Oscar
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You have received a warning at Steam Users’ Forums
Dear VictoriaT,

You have received a warning at Steam Users’ Forums.

Reason:

Impersonation of a Valve employee

Hey mate,

Impersonation is not acceptable, even if humorous in nature - some users may not spot the humor, as was the case in this situation.

Cheers

Original Post:
https://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?p=12284835

Dear LEADLAYER420,

Thank you for your heartfelt concerns regarding the support hours we currently hold. Although we have already taken into consideration the resources and costs of implementing a 24 hour phone and online support, your post has certainly made us take a second look at our current procedures.

As a result, we will be hiring a full staff to fulfill a commitment of online help support, chat support, as well as phone support 24/7/365 days a year. For those that have questions on how to install steam correctly, why their computer is not connecting, who is the gman, help with a hijacked account, and other regularly seen issues in our support queue, you can rest assured that our new staff will be able to assist you in any way you see appropriate.

As you know, the cost of a staff of this magnitude is extremely high, so in order to pay for the cost of said support we will be increasing the game costs 240%. For example, I believe the new cost for the Orange Box is now $71.97.

With the escalated concern shown, I am sure you and the rest of the fan base would not mind the added costs. Please let us know if there is anything else in our service that we have missed, and we will be sure to take action to make it better for you.

Sincerely,

Support Staff
Valve Staff
Steam Staff
VAC Staff

Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum’s rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

All the best,
Steam Users’ Forums

[zim]

@Level

Communism.

feminism is worse.

[Dillxn]

Amen.

[yfyitzuydkjvj]

Feminofascism: think Mussolini, but with a vag

[Acristoff]

I can’t un-see it!

[darkone]

WHY DOES EVER SINGLE GOOD SITE I FIND CRASH A WEEK AFTER I FIND IT. THAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME I FOUND BMS THE FORUMS CRASHED ONE WEEK AFTER I FOUND OUT IT EXISTED.

I think the internet hates me :’(

[CatzEyes93]

aHA! So it was HIS fault for the forum crashes!

[darkone]

It wasn’t my fault I just have really really bad timing.

[Ballsopt]

He’s a carrier.

[Victus]

GET THE RAID!

Oh wait, he’s a headcrab…Let’s use it and see if it works anyway.

[Brother_Shrike]

balk meas is daed, guise. sob

[CatzEyes93]

:hugs brother shrike: it’s ok honey… it’s ok. It will be all better soon. You just hafta wait just a teeny bit longer. :choke sob:

[bulbman]

@cman2k

Hello Black Mesa fans!

We come to you once again with an update. It’s now the end of 2009, and we know many of you have literally counted the days down until this fateful month. We are floored by the level of support you have given us and are very excited we’re so close to reaching our goal.

Unfortunately, to our great disappointment, Black Mesa will not make a 2009 release.

Cynics may now rejoice, bets may be collected, and I think a mod team member has to eat his shoe, but we hope our loyal fans will forgive us and realize that the delay will translate into a better final product that’s (hopefully) more easily available to everyone.

Once again we apologize for what has to be very disappointing news. We placed a 2009 deadline on ourselves to motivate us and bring this 6 year project to a close. And while we didn’t quite make it, we have come very close, and you can expect a complete, polished game to hit your hard drives in the near future. We’ll be sure and update if anything changes. Until then, hang tight, it’s coming!

:’(>
[COLOR=‘Red’]RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!![/SIZE]
:meh:Ahem.:freeman:

[RabidMonkey]

FFFFFFFUUUUUU-

[bulbman]

@RabidMonkey

FFFFFFFUUUUUU-

[COLOR=‘Red’]RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!![/SIZE]
:meh:Ahem. :freeman:

[Gordon]

[Acristoff]

Why is it that when I read that whole thread this was playing in the background?

[baconeggs]

A least it wasn’t Yakety Sax.