THE RAGE TOPIC

#2341

Winged, women are elastic. They bounce up and down, close and then away. Sometimes these cycles of emotion resonate out of control, to form a sort of catastrophic irrecoverable cascade.

I know how you feel. A few days before I lost my broad, while I was at work she contacted me over AIM under a new screenname, starting with my nickname for her, and ending with my family name.

Just a few days.

Or maybe my erratic-female resonance-cascade scenario is wrong. Maybe in those last few days, they’ve made up their mind, and think a couple days of intense love will be enough to replace the rest of the lives you could have had together.

Take your pick. Either angle paints an equally ugly picture.

#2342

extra dose of estrogen this month perhaps.

#2343

So, the more estrogen, the more fucked up in the head a woman gets?

Hey, that could actually be it. My relationship went downhill from the day forward that my ex began taking the pill…

Winged… try to get your hands on some testosterone, and secretly administer it to her at the next opportunity. It might just work…

#2344

The day she started to take the pill, was the day she realized you shouldn’t reproduce. So yes, obviously the relationship went downhill from there on.

#2345

lol

Anyways, my cat was being a little shit last night. He almost always sleeps on my room, and last night he was being lound the whole time, and at one point he even scratched me in the face.

#2346

charming as always :meh:

#2347

Do you expect better from BM?

#2348

Apparently.

#2349

Danson, If I could suggest?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

Oxytocin

Oxytocin (pronounced /ˌɒksɨˈtoʊsɪn/) (sold as Pitocin, Syntocinon) is a mammalian hormone that acts primarily as a neurotransmitter in the brain. Also known as alpha-hypophamine (α–hypophamine), oxytocin has the distinction of being the very first polypeptide hormone to be sequenced and synthesized biochemically by Vincent du Vigneaud et al. in 1953.[1]

Oxytocin is best known for its roles in female reproduction: 1) it is released in large amounts after distension of the cervix and vagina during labor, and 2) after stimulation of the nipples, facilitating birth and breastfeeding. Recent studies have begun to investigate oxytocin’s role in various behaviors, including orgasm, social recognition, pair bonding, anxiety, and maternal behaviors.[2] For this reason, it is sometimes referred to as the “cuddle hormone.” [3]

(Testosterone may increase a females initial sexual desire, but it can also have unwanted effects…)

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#2350

She is so pretty.

#2351

Soo, where can I get a decent amount of this oxytocin stuff for a reasonable price?

Just askin…

#2352

At the groceries.

#2353

Not sure really - I think it is one of those perscription things…

Should be able to find some of the sly somewhere…

#2354

At the good groceries, then.

#2355

Isn’t that main ingredient in Lemon Gin?

#2356

Sssh…you don’t want the FBI to find out, do you?

#2357

FBI?

Oh in that case…

Oxy Clean… yeah that’s it… Oxy clean makes women happy, because it is so easy to use, that even men can have greats success when cleaning with it…

Yeah… (Cough) That’s what I meant to say…

#2358

Good, now bring me some spaghetti. You don’t want to sleep with the fish, do you?

#2359

No no… Fish are not even on the same “Scale” as me…

Spag? Certainly sir… Would you like regular, or hot sauce?

#2360

:rage: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!

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