My chair just emits a constant squeaking noise regardless of whether or not it’s moving. Right now, it’s over on the other side of the room unused, but still making an unrelenting piercing squeal.
Kick it across the room.
I have one simple solution to all your unsolvable squeaky chair problems: WD40
Soak everything in grease.
I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PACK BOXES WITH PACKING PEANUTS AND/OR CONFETTI 
!!!
Squeeking chairs…
When you all get older, it will be your bones that Squeek - Just sayin’
(I tried WD40 on my joints, but that did nto work so well…)
Today, I barfed 8 times. Insert rage here.
I hate it when people don’t appreciate the careful placement and investment in styrofoam I take to ensure them a damage-free shipment.
I already get kicked apart by my internet on a regular basis.
OMFG JUST BARFED AGAIN!
Fixed
Mr. Shadow… what’s up with the barfing?
You ok?
(Well, I mean other than the puking thing)
Too much to drink?
Flu?
Tainted food?
Morning sickeness?
On a ship?
What’s up?
Flu, I think. I’m feeling alright right now.
Ok.
Not that I care - Just wondering where to send the flowers (grin)
Well, lots of fluid, (Even if you think you may bring it up - Do not dehydrate - Your body can process 250 ml of water every 20 minutes, so do not drink a lot at once, just keep sipping)
bump up your Vit C.
If you start to get a cough or get lung congestion, bump up your Magnesium as well.
And lay off the booze and cut back on coffee - that is, if you can’t keep any water down - they will dehydrate you as well.
Other than that - Stop wining fag.
(Actaully, barfing sucks - you have a right to rage…)
Lay back on coffee? NEVAR!
And, yeah, I filled myself with more water than ever before.
the best packing material is those lil peanut things that stick together when you lick em. i like to make lil guys from them 
Good on you.
I hate flu
Damn bits of agressive genes anyways - Damn them all!
Washington is not amused.
I tried that but then it just started squealing louder and floating in the air and flying around the room which is making it VERY difficult to sit on, and that makes me angry.
Damn, man, that sucks. Sorry to hear that you’ve recovered.