So, a cop pulls over some girl using a mobile phone, walks over to her window, “Oh sorry ma’am, but from a distance you looked average. Now that I’m close enough to see you’re a stunner, I’ll let you go on about your business.”
wat
They do that in this country, but only to young asian lads. They get away with everything.
That’s pretty much how it works anywhere in the world. Beautiful girls who are not too stuck-up to allow some guy in their pants can get a whole lot done and can get away with a myriad of things others can’t.
Pro-tip: Once your in thier pants and finished the job, don’t do any of the things you promised.
This is the rage thread, not the :jizz: thread. Gtfo.
TWILIGHT SUCKS AND I HATE IT:fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:
BLIZZARD SOFTWARE NEEDS TO FUCKING RELEASE STARCRAFT: GHOST ALREADY :fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:
3D REALMS PROBABLY WON’T ALLOW ANOTHER COMPANY TO FINISH DUKE NUKEM FOREVER AND I FUCKING HATE THAT IT WON’T BE FINISHED DAMNIT
:fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:
Ghost is never happening, so get over bitch.
Also, finish DNF? I doubt it was even started.
Ohkay den sir, is this rage enough?
Oh never mind asshole my last post was rage you stupid cock sucking cum spunge. Go fuck yourself you well fair cashing fuck! Opp i got a little carried away, jk i love you. 
:meh:
P.S I just dont like being told to gtfo thats all
P.S.S dont ban me
arg why didn’t valve name the tracks in the gcfs something reasonable like “diabolical adrenaline guitar?”
FAFDAFDSGFSD
DFHGFHGDFHFGHFGH
GFHFHLDFHKDFHJDGJLGJLJFDJLG
FUCK yeah this guy is FUCKING RIGHT. ILL GIVE YOU A FULL-E-FIVE AND SHIT MAN!§!! FUCK YOURE RIGHT
On a happy note though (:fffuuu , e-five for that protip
FUCK! You don’t have to fucking rage by fucking dropping fucking f-bombs every other fucking word!
BLAST IT, I HAVE TO SWEAR WHEN IM ANGRY. HOW THE SHIT ELSE COULD YOU TELL IM FUCKING RAGING? STOP PICKING ON ME!
fuck, shit and blast are the only foreign curses I know :meh: And blast and shit doesn’t work too well.
I guess that’s the best type. I’ve never seen a successfull villain in a berserker rage.
Not that I’ve seen any successfull villains, come to think of it.
Oh God, I think Ram’s made a patch that removes necessary components for the mod or something evil like that.
:meh::hmph::aah:
<The stages I went through reading this
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS PERSON. I mean Twilight in place of HGTTG who the fuck thinks they are even on the same plane.
Only thing worse is if I had been reading Asimov. :zip:
They would regret touching my book after the murders had begun.
Also, when I was small, and I broke my sister’s arm in four places, I promised my mother I would never hit a girl again.
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE, I JUST GOT MY 76 FUCKING DOLLAR LOGITECH G11 AND INSTALLED IT AND IT WAS BITCHIN. I STARTED PLAYING SOME RAINBOW SIX AND WAS PWNING TERRORISTS WHEN I GOT TO A FUCKING GAY ASS LOADING SCENE AND MY PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER FROZE SO I HAD TO KILL IT AND NOW EVERYTIME I TRY TO BOOT IT UP IT EITHER SHOWS THE WINDOWS XP SPLASH SCREEN FOREVER OR FUCKING BSODS.:fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:
Now that’s some proper rage right there.
In other news, I’m going to the university to holda presentation now. FU :meh:
Curses, I’m mildly annoyed. I’m come back when I’m [COLOR=‘Red’]FUCKING PISSED.