Fuckin xbox power supplies manufactured to short-circuit
Most girls keep friends with fewer benefits than you do, so it is a bad thing to be put on that list.
ZING
we agreed that me having fuck buddies was a part of this marriage
well i agreed
just now
All in favor?
There’s nothing wrong with you having fuckbuddies. It’s just wrong for you to say we can’t bitch about being friend-zoned, because you have fuckbuddies 
Okay, phew!!!
Because there’s this scout I’ve been playing around with on the side, and recently she’s been sharing songs like this one with me, even though I occasionally light her up with some unfriendly-fire… I guess it gets her hot.
no comment
:what:
Hahahahaha
Valve should make the training button on the main menu of TF2 more obvious. That way I won’t encounter so many morons who don’t know how to use teleporters.
Uh… you stand on them until you’re either teleported or telefragged?
FUCK WHY DO SAINTS ROW 2 LAGG LIKE SHIT
Is that a custom SPAS-12 skin? I don’t recall that in the original or the HD pack.
nah, that’s a custom “single-shotty” somebody once submitted to Custom-TFC:
I fell in love with the †[/size] on the side… something about it shouted “tiki”.
For a truer SPAS-12, lemme point to my “super-shotty”:
The model is beefier, more detailed, and the weapon’s shot-sound is much more powerful.
(FYI a shitload of my stuff came from custom communities… the only player model I haven’t replaced is the scout, and I haven’t gotten around to a custom HUD yet. I’ve only recently started TFC-ing this laptop… you can see the two most essential customizations in that 2fort screenshot: non-valve crosshairs and sparking-nails.)
my scout is a star wars droid.
Mine used to be a teamcolored Master Chief. I got reeeally sick of it, couldn’t find anything better… 
i was with my friend today and apparently a girl we know came up to him and was like
“john lennon got shot, right?”
and he was fucking with her like nooo silly hes still alive
then he told her and she was like
“… oh, he wasnt one of the beatles was he?”
I can’t find any sweet ass mods/skins for TFC
ask and ye shall receive:
…
no, really, you have to ask, otherwise i won’t know what to link