Just lost a gas bottle off the side of the boat. Fucking storm winds.
You’re on a boat?!
Yep. For 8 or 9 years now.
Woah, woah woah! Thats english for stop a horse.
You live on a boat!?!
He lives on a boat, motherfucker! That’s awesome.
Yes, I thought everyone knew? I guess I never told anyone.
post your poop deck
Not really me, my brother would’t stop bothering me so I gave him my password so he could “complain to the internet folks”. Don’t see any reason to sue, they were doing thier job and it was accidental, and we don’t need any money.
pics if I can find my camera
RAGE
Post pics Wasabi, we need to take a good hard look at the mother-fuckin’ boat!
A narrowboat I take it? I knew a guy who got compensation for an accident related injury and bought a narrowboat to live in, pretty cool.
If my boat were in a position where photos could be taken of it without making it look like a shit hole, I would.
It’s a converted Thames Lighter, so imagine this but with a wheelhouse at one end.
What the fuck, I didn’t know Wasabi lives on a boat.
I’m pretty sure Mad Sci did, too.
GAH! Don’t you hate condescending bosses! If she brings it up… just tell her she spelled dyslexia wrong and leave your rage at that.
Hah, the old ‘one-to-one’… Yeah, I had one of those a while back.
I work in a lovely little place near Liverpool, so I work with a lot of… Scousers. Now, I don’t have a problem with my Merseyside chums (I enjoy my lunch break with about 6 of them), but this particular ahem woman I sit across from is so undeniably a stereotypical Scouser, that I found it quite difficult to get along with her. Indeed, she never really took to me from the outset:
I had only been in the job a week, and I was getting used to the systems we use for maintaining stock for a particular clothing brand. Using some rudimentary Excel knowledge I had made something pretty efficient to help. When I tried to show this to my small team, the Scouse Woman decided this was the perfect opportunity to accuse me of ‘showing off’. Right in front of my manager, who I had barely got to know. Nice.
Ever since then, she and I have been arriving at work at the same time - a whole half-a-fucking-hour before anyone else - and while I try my damn hardest to give her a warm “Good morning!” I simply get a slow, guttural grunt that could be mistaken for the last breath of dying sloth.
Through the day, it just gets worse. Any suggestion I make, any sign of progress I seem to be making, turns into a perfectly valid reason for her to bitch and moan about how she “doesn’t know what I’m on about” or simply sits in silence, while I pluck up the defiance to make my presence even more known.
If you’re wondering why I persist in arriving early, it’s because I like the silence of the office before a start time, a nice relaxing brew and a few slices of toast. And she ruined it all. I’m tempted to start going in a whole hour early, just so the urge to sharply connect a keyboard to my forehead vanishes.
I have watermelons where my quadriceps should be.
And the worst part about it? Everyone else just sits around, oblivious to it all…
Anyway, you’re the one with the impending ‘meeting with manager’, I hope it all goes well - I know only too well how much of a pain it can be when you know you’ve done nothing wrong…
I have a suggestion for both of you, but it’s only relevant if you would like to either:
(A) be fired,
(B) be sent to prison, or
© all of the above.
[COLOR=‘Black’](hint: it involves setting them both on fire)
Oh yeah, fire, gotta have fire.
@Wasabi: you should definitely change your location title thingy to “ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER.” Then again, maybe not.
Edit: oshi- I got reference-ninja’d by bean… :fffuuu:
Edit2: and ram… :fffuuu::fffuuu::fffuuu:
I was kicked off the computer for most of the day for a silly reason and lost most of the potential to actually do some serious mapping on my day off from school.
And NOW, I’M NO LONGER IN THE MOOD TO DO SAID SERIOUS MAPPING, AND IT’S NIGHTTIME! SO MUCH FOR FINISHING COLONY 42 BEFORE HL BECOMES SO OBSOLETE NO GRAPHICS CARDS SUPPORT IT’S VERSION OF OPENGL!!! :fffuuu: :fffuuu: :fffuuu: :fffuuu: :fffuuu:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Aside from that, good day. Make a pizza, finished a book.