I prefer thisone:
That will haunt my nightmares forever.
GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAH! Trying to watch my favorite series online but FUCKING Megavideo won’t let me watch any more than 72 FUCKING minutes! Now I’m down to some FUCKING lame host that won’t let me skip to where I was in the FUCKING episode! FUCK!
I made a story about my day that you can read to vent my anger.
That Motherfucker
By Master Chef
I awoke to the dull sound of propellers. I checked my watch: Five minutes to the jump. I put on my parachute and loaded my rifle. Frank and Dwayne were standing at the door. Don, the crew member in the loading bay, gave us the signal and opened the door. I took a breath and jumped out of the plane. The dense jungle below was lit up by the overhead moon. Below, I could see the clearing that was designated as our LZ.
I pulled the chute, and descended towards the ground. Several second later, Dwayne landed several yards away from me. We unclipped and saw Frank's chute land in the trees beyond the clearing. We both headed off to where he landed. As we approached, we heard the distinctive report of a Kalashinikov, and screams of agony. We crawled ahead and saw a man next to the chute containing Frank's bullet-ridden corpse, dripping blood. I drew my machete and snuck up to the man. When I was close enough, I swung, cleaving his head off in one clean stroke. His head gyrated through the air, landing softly several feet away.
Dwayne collected Frank's tags, as well as the satchels needed to complete the mission. We heard voices approaching, and I hid in the bushes. Dwayne climbed a nearby palm tree, right before a decent sized squad of Spanish Mercenaries entered our area. They immeadiatly noticed their decapitated comrade, and shot out a signal flare in the air. Their leader radioed in, and the men were yelling frenzied cries. Unfortunatly, their flare clearly revealed Dwayne, who was riddled with 7.62xmm rounds as he fell out of the tree, screaming in agony. I stayed hidden, waiting, watching.
A majority of the squad left the area to return to base. Three of them stayed to guard the area. Sensing my opportunity, I burst from the bushes with a blood curdling scream. I shot the first man in the head, blowing it apart. The other two turned to face me, but my gunfire shredded them apart. Dripping in their blood, I retrieved my deceased friend's' gear and headed out towards the enemy camp.
As I approached the camp, I could see several dozen men gathered around the target. The satellite dish gleamed in the night, and I took position on the hill overlooking it. When no one was looking, I lept on top of the roof of the adjoining building and planted the charges. I retreated to a safe distance and reached for the detanators, only to realize that I left them back at the area of our initial encounter.
Hauling ass through the underbrush, I fell on a rock and hit my head on the ground. Getting up, I noticed that my vision was blurry, but I continued to Dwayne's corpse. As I reached inside his pockets, I heard a gun primed behind me. The last thing I can remember saying was,
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COOL STORY BRO
The parking law states that in “Parking Disk Display Areas” you must state the arival time. So, i set the clock on the disc to 2: 30PM. I read the clock on my dash board wrong, it was acctually 1: 30PM. The traffic warden saw me park up, saw me set the disc, and saw me walk away from my car.
He gave me a fixed penalty ticket for putting the clock an hour fast. HOW THE FUCK CAN I COMMIT A TRAFFIC OFFENCE IN THE FUTURE!
I hate this country…
I’m appealing it. Not going to court with it though. No chance of winning!!
Apparently, the f bomb is the most popular cuss word across the globe. I cant help but wonder who first uttered it and who else deemed it inappropriate.
Hmmm
At any rate… this morning my rage is only at my myself.
I had an interview last week with a company that:
- Is 10 minutes from my house
- Has free parking
- Is in the better part of Denver
- Casual work attire… as in wear flip flops and shorts to work
- Perfect job description would have put me doing what I like to do best
The problem is that while I showed up 15 minutes early, I found to my dismay they had moved their offices to a different location and I spent a half hour looking for the offices and finding a parking spot.
I was late to the interview
I didnt get the job
I can’t find a single good server on TF2. When I find a server with less than 20 players, decent ping, not playing shitty maps, the server is full of stupid source mods like diceroll, no crits, no damage falloff, dropping medkits when dying and shit. Grrr
The usually accepted first known occurrence is in code in a poem in a mixture of Latin and English composed some time before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys”, from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris.” The line that contains “fuck” reads “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely.” The phrase was coded likely because it accused some Church personnel of misbehaving; it is uncertain to what extent the word fuck was considered acceptable at the time.
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It’s a great old Germanic word (all the best swear-words are Anglo-Saxon, and despite that shitty Merovingean character in The Matrix Retarded, German, Dutch, etc. are by far the most fun languages to swear in), with a long and not terribly clear history.
:ninja:'d, damn.
Also, Patonki, where are you, geographically? I feel your pain and could recommend some great servers, but they’d all be UK or other western Europe.
Northen yuurop
It could be worth a shot then, shall I PM you the IPs or something? Some of them are my clan servers so it would be a bit of self-serving advertising to post them.
YES
YES
Patonki is from Scandinavia, Finland to be exact.
Seriously lol’d on that cuz it was so unexpected.
wait… still loling! 
Dickfuck.
Damnit! During this weekend Steam is giving people the chance to play Team Fortress 2 for free, but my crappy laptop can’t even run Half-Life 2 without stuttering. Besides, even if I download the game today, the total download time would me more than six hours, and my laptop might die on me if I try to run the game. WHY?!
I can’t wait for December; that month I’ll finally get a decent gaming PC.
Just do it, if you start the DL today and leave it on overnight you’ll have the full weekend to play it. And its not outlandish that an older laptop might be able to run TF2 if you turn the graphics down. Give it a shot, what do you have to lose?