the robot piss on a guy , haha
You’d be afraid to open your eyes, too, if your father were Gary Busey.
Haha, fuck off. If you don’t like the Transformers movies, chances are you are someone who actually knows a terrible movie when they’ve seen one.
ffs people y u even give all those things so much notice. I hardly even remember half of that stuff.
They didn’t try shit. They just shot giant fucking robots dicking around. And succeded (in the 1st one at least).
You, however, obviously try too hard analysing every stupid nit and thinking too much into it.
By the way, that particular masturbation joke (the scene itself) wasn’t that bad at all. Unless that offended you personally, in which case I wouldn’t be suprised.
‘Stop Lubricating Him’ was the only one during which I felt ‘meh’.
Transformers 1 were fucking great. I remember expecting a total flop, but heck, that guy did the non-stop action right. I can’t remember any other flick that had so much of it instead of useless talk-talk-talk.
Transformers 2 were too much of Transformers 1.
Transfromers 3 tried to go drama and failed enchantingly. There you go, stupid jokes out (like if anyone ever noticed), instead filled with 98 percent of stupid talk - and the awkward action in the end that paled compared to what we saw in the first one. As a result, a lazy, forced bullshit where I didn’t give a single fuck about people getting burned in Chicago and wanted decepticons to fucking win.
On a side note, during the execution scene in 3, I was so eagerly awaiting the moment when that yella bubmble bee gets shot in the back of the face. Pointless to say I was fucking disappointed.
I have yet to see the third one. I saw the second one, to pretty much justify seeing the third one. Don’t know what to expect of this one just yet, considering some people like it, and some people don’t.
I know, right? FEEE34RRRRR THE N00GIEMA5TAH!!!
What’s next, getting flushed down the bogs?
“You’re thinking too hard about it.”
So the movies are for dumb people? I can accept that.
Hey, I generally like a more cerebral picture once in a while, but I still enjoy films like “Taken.” (By the way, that was a fucking awesome movie.)
Sometimes the cinema can get too cerebral and completely lose all watchability (Anything by Terrence Malick, anything by Abbas Kirostami, etc.).
Taken is awesome, and you know why? While it may not be ‘cerebral’ per se, it doesn’t insult the audience’s intelligence either. It’s got good acting, a simple but believable plot, jokes that didn’t only cater to the lowest common denominator, and tons of action. A lot of action movies tend to leave one of those out. So you have stuff like Transformers 2 and True Lies, which you walk out of thinking, “Well that was dumb, but at least stuff blew up,” and then stuff like Taken which you come out of thinking, “That was frickin amazing.”
I haven’t watched any of the films mentioned above. I don’t think I’ve missed anything.
Taken is worth seeing once. But Commando (same movie pretty much) is a lot more fun, even if a lot dumber, or maybe because it is dumber, and is a lot more fun to watch a second time.
Watched Snatch again. Great movie.
Pretty much, though I would hardly consider myself a simpleton. That’s all there is to those movies. It doesn’t make them bad.
Anyways. I saw the Green Lantern today. Now that was a good movie.
Are you fucking kidding me? That movie was shit
Watch out, he might call you a girl.
Gosh, you’re such a girl. Lol
Nah, I kid. You do realize I was being overly juvenile with that comment because of the source material, right? Not intending for it to actually be an insult, but merely a pull at the playground antics of yesteryear.
Hardly. Though I wanted to make it clear that I wasn’t trying to make a poor attempt at an insult. Internet ambiguity is always treacherous.
True. Sarcasm can often completely die on the printed page.
I just saw Limitless last night. All i can say is that i want that fucking pill.
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