stupid tricks

I bet that’s how you get all the sexy men eh?

My right thumb bends abnormally far back (and it hurts when I strum playing rock band), but that’s about it.

1.) I can whistle in and out with no discernible difference in tonal quality
2.) I can cross my eyes, then roll just one eye around in a circle, with either eye.
3.) If I pull on my cheek a little bit and then breathe out through my mouth, I can make my cheek vibrate so it sounds like a horse snorting.
4.) I can turn my entire face red and make the veins on my arms stand out just by tensing the muscles in my neck.
5.) I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue
6.) I can hold my nose to readjust the pressure in my ears(not as cool as collision’s method, but it still works)
7.) I can roll my tongue into a U or O shape, as well as flattening and thickening it. I thought everyone could do that, but apparently some people can’t.
8.) I can unfasten a bra with one hand in about 1 - 3 seconds (front clasp bras take about 3-5 seconds)
9.) I can manually compile Java and C++ programs (dunno what type of party that would be a trick for, but whatever)
10.) I can spin a pencil around my fingers on either hand or both hands at the same time

I can KIND OF wiggle my nose and ears, but not much, and do one arm pushups, handstand pushups, and walk on my hands.

I can also totally imitate Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Crap, really? I can’t even do half of one of those, and it’s been a goal of mine for ages.

OH OH!!! and I can purr. You know, like a cat. With my mouth closed I can create a purr noise. And no I cant get that on tape.

The hardest part is balance. When I was first starting, I had to have my feet really wide apart, and I almost needed to have my upper body twisted at 90 degrees so I could push out to the side to lift myself up instead of pushing forward, but as I got stronger I was able to bring my feet closer together and bring my body more parallel with the ground, and let my arm handle more of the balance control.
Also, if you still aren’t able to do one while your feet are set wide apart, you may simply need to build up your strength a bit more. Start with regular pushups and try to work up the number until you can do at LEAST 20 and try working towards 50. At this point you should be able to start raising your feet up higher, like putting your feet on a chair while your hands are still on the floor. This will put more of your body weight over your shoulders so you’re lifting more when doing pushups and help get you ready for when you attempt to do a full pushup with one hand.

And of course, remember to keep your back straight with one hand or regular pushups. You don’t want your butt or stomach sagging so that you’re only lifting your shoulders up.

Haha, I can do at least 75 regular pushups. And twisting your torso is cheating.

I can unfasten bras easier with one hand than two.

2-3 seconds as well. lol

Meh, it’s only cheating if you try to count them as standard 1 arm pushups. For training purposes it’s entirely legitimate.

So taking roids during training for the olympics is fine, as long as you don’t take em on the day its ok?

True enough. I think my problem is my shoulders… they’ve always been pretty weak compared to the rest of me.

Making wild unrelated associations with negative connotations, like you just did, is something only Hitler would do!

I can end the world by farting.

Pulling a Godwon’s Law is something only Hitler would do!

Anyways, I’m a Traceur, so I can do a lot of stupid tricks. For instance, my ankles are abnormally strong… among other things, I can stand on them. I can also twist one ankle so far that my left foot points forwards (directly in front of me) and my right foot points directly behind me.

I can do that too, but with both feet.

Isn’t there a world record for removing X bras in Y minutes?
(X being what you have to exceed to break the record) You should try for that!

Did I mention I can balance really well on practically anything?

I can vibrate my eyes like the original video.

I can also make my left eyelid go into violent spasms. And my left upper lip too. Sometimes I can manage all three of these at once, though it looks like I’m having some kind of seizure or stroke or something.

I can whistle in and out, and roll my tongue, like many of you. I can move my eyebrows independently pretty well and pretty quickly.

I can bend my knees backwards to the extent that if I sit with my legs flat on the floor, I can lift my feet off the ground while thighs and knees are still on the ground.

I can type without looking at my keyboard…

Not much I can do…

:awesome:

I can peel an orange. :3

I can bend the tips of my fingers without bending the other knuckles, usually only on my left hand. But sometimes a bit of the right.

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