Unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce
[i]A newborn deer runs through a field,
A rainbow shines from Heaven.
A child’s smile lights up the room,
As Brian blows a dude.
A star shoots in from outer space,
A puppy licks its mother.
A ray of sunlight through the trees,
As Brian licks a sack.
There would be no sadness,
If we were super gay~
Just unicorns and magic,
If we were super gay~
We would all be flying,
On a tasteful pink duvet.[/i]
But mostly Brian (O-oh~ O-oh~)
Mostly Brian’s gay
Ooh, ooh ooh, Brian’s gay[i] ooh oooooh
Here’s a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, [/i]oh shit!
(This song is %100 real.)
And it’s going pretty cheap you say?
“Well it’s a deceased estate…
aren’t the pressed metal ceilings great?”
Then I see the handrail in the shower,
a collection of those canisters for coffee, tea and flour,
and a photo of a young man in a van in Vietnam.
And I can’t think of floorboards anymore,
whether the front room faces south or north,
and I wonder what she bought it for.
If you’ve got a spare half a million, you could knock it down and start rebuilding
What is the matter Simone,
don’t you like the attention?
Pulling off the veil of vanity
won’t scare him
away
It’s all downhill from here
Simone!!!
Will you sleep with my friend he’s alone
got some money, got no family plans
He’s got the mojo and chasity pants
and now he’s looking for some love and romance
in a mutal
beneficial
kind of way
But nothing seems to make you get off, Simone
let’s try another way
Let’s go back to my room, yo. This shit’s fuckin’ on.
And Sophie said, "I didn’t know you live with your mom!"
totally forgot this thread exists!
—
And yet they’re stacking up their clothes, like,
“maybe this will help my flow Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah,
I ain’t balling when I should be like the rucker fucking up
Man these people don’t get genius I’m ahead of everyone,
I can’t wait until they sign me I’mma sell a million copies,
see the world inside a jet until these bitches call me papi,”
He says while we’re on Venice saying will you sign my copy?
I scribble my initials real Sloppy like don’t bother me
[instrumental]
“No that sounds really dumb.”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”
“MmmmmWrrrr…”“Drumelidrum”“Drumelidrum”
“Mzsssssh”
“Dudu Du dududu” "“Drumelidrum”“Drumelidrum”“Drumelidrum”
“Drumelidrum”“Drumelidrum”
Sort of.
Fuck Buttons <3
Your fathering was a fistfuck
I won’t need… any more memories, for the next 50 years, i… could still write you love songs, and
I wont need… any more photographs to remember… the color of the clothes you wore that night
You are gold
I’m glad that you’re bound to return
There’s something I could have learned
You’re indestructible, always believe in