Post your STDs

Yeah mine says USB device unrecognized and hurts like hell.

Damn I think I just got AIDS from the Mac OS partition on my PC.

I had so much sex in high school they named a disease after me.

Sexlexia

and
/inb4thisisaretartedthred

I bet you were quite the cockroach!

Oh shit, I better do a virus scan on my nuts!

Mine’s got Bluetooth :3

Answering the phone with your dick > *

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