Best. Photoshop. Ever.
This is glory :lol:
Thatâs⊠beautiful.
This thread is pure excellence
Commendably done
Watched Life of Pi with family early
Interesting smile.
Iâm the guy getting his junk semi-groped by the porn actress, haha
Another one, to the far right obv.
I donât knowâŠyour friend âsecond from the leftâ kinda look like Jason Biggs
Whatâs the name of the actress? I need to know that for reasons of science.
Khaney, howâs your nose these days?
I wonder how Shadiâs nose is doing.
Alyson Queen 
. Guy to the left actually got to grab her boob lol. We were talking and she passed by and flicked one of his nipple. So he jokingly asked if he could too⊠She just pulled her dress and said go ahead haha. Apparently fake boobs arenât that nice to feel, though. We saw her unplannedly getting fisted too, but thatâs a whole other story haha
Yeah he does haha
Hmm, she doesnât have international fame. At least that Iâm aware of.
And sheâs not very pretty too. At least from what I could see.
I guess that escalated quickly.
Where the hell were you for all this to happen�
End-of-the-world party.
Nah sheâs not very much known outside QuĂ©bec.
Actually, not even ! It was because I was at the very first Premiere of a porn movie in the history of QuĂ©becâs porn industry, last Tuesday. How did I get there ? Itâs kind of a complicated story, actually:
It all begins during the student strikes that happened here during the spring of 2012. This became known as the Maple Spring in reference to the Arab Spring Maple in French is âĂrableâ. Arab and Ărable sound alike, but I digress. So, there were riots and protests in Montreal (and sometimes other major cities) each and every night for a couple of months. I took part of them quite often, if you ever saw me wearing a red square; it was the symbol of these protests.
During these protests and riots, a lot of abuse was made from both parties, as rioters and breakers took the protests as an excuse to burn cars and break stores and all and police forces decided to beat the shit out of and sue everybody student they encountered. A particular police officer, ID number 728 as she became known, stood out as videos of her went on YouTube showing her peppering students for no reason or breaking into an apartment/because the inhabitants were âguitar-playing red-square-wearing pedicular assholesâ.
Why am I telling you this ?
A couple of months ago, it was announced that a porno parody of 728 was in the making. They sent the trailer to a known blogger and somewhat journalist in QuĂ©bec, Gabriel Roy and asked him to promote the movie. They said theyâd be happy if they could get as much as 3000 views. The trailer now has about 150 000 views. To give you a comparison, the most viewed movie trailer from QuĂ©bec had about 60 000 views. The guy, Gab Roy, thought it would be funny to make a Premiere of this movie, since it was kind of a big thing and there had never been any premiere for a porno movie ever, atleast here in QuĂ©bec. This was last Tuesday, as I told you before.
Now how did she ended up getting fisted? At the premiere, all the actors and everybody involved in the movie was there, and it was the first time theyâd see the movie as it would look like once it gets released. So during the screening, they were invited to pause and comment scenes as theyâd like.
At one point in the movie, Alyson playing the role of 728 [nsfw?] gets fingered by three other girls at the same time. So the producer cuts in and says they couldnât do fisting because their target audience wouldnât appreciate. So Gab Roy goes on and jokes about it, but suddenly Alyson says she could show it.
And⊠so she did, with the help of another actress in the movie. I had never seen so many puzzled faces at the same time, including mine hahaha.[/nsfw]
But the whole party was very nice, I got to meet the producers and we talked and maybe I could play as an extra in future films hahahaha
I need to move to Canada.
Canada? It isnât worth it.
Unless you reeeallly like maple syrup.