i know a kid who’s forehead is so huge that there’s permanent shading over his eyes so that’s kind of like omnipresent sunglasses
I want retractable sunglasses built into my face like Adam Jensen. That would be so fucking badass.
I got those once but when I left the hospital I forgot painkillers and my car was towed.
your local impound lot’s got a cruuush on yoooou
That pic was taken back in the spring when it was still cold out. My hair comes and goes since I shave it when it is long enough to brush. I wasn’t smiling because I was trying to look pretentious. This is what I look like right now.
Speaking of smiling, here’s one of the rare pictures of me where I’m actually outside, wearing real clothes, and not forcing an unnatural facial expression.
Also, there were three goats standing like right next to me when this was taken, I swear.
If life were video games, Fnork and Fong would totally be my pokemon trainer sidekicks.
Looking good bro. 
I’d be your Gary because fuck you.
I’ve been noticing that lately.
:lol:
I’m also the nurse.
I WANNA BE NURSE JOY GOD DMAN IT
We can both be Nurse Joy.
What is this I don’t even
I thought Stalker 2 would never come out
yep, I think I’m gonna sear them to my face soon, or wait until something like augmented shades come out .
Spiritual Successor of Stalker 2 is coming. It is now called “Survarium”
This would have been a better response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQ_vfpoGsY
Ease into that, I think. A little pretentiousness is what you’re lacking. Humility has been suffocating you.
lol, I was just watching that movie last night.