ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
because alcohol:
About 7 hrs later, my friend posing like a hooker due to her seriously questionable shorts. I positioned myself accordingly bc dat ass.
Speaks it better than the natives. A++
[COLOR=‘Black’]Also guacamole thing made sense you stupid fuck. Could you seriously not make an inference there despite the minor errors? :V
Ryan won the thread today
<3 haha i’ll be runner up. Bc I personally think Ramirezoid won it.
don’t hate me for my authenticity
No hate here. just admiration.
btw MOAR you said somethign about your godlike stylin’ physique?
I have said before I think Mr. Ramirezoid looks quite good 
it’s the jaw line. and DAT HURR
Think I’m gonna shorten the hairs for that classic space marine look, a sort of flat top but with enough leftover for wings and a less exuberant pompadour.
PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
i personally think hes hideous
no offense though
haha yeah i personally think you like like a 13 yr old girl/guinea pig Hybrid with an absurdly narrow malnourished neck
no offense though
Some of you may have already seen it:

It’s okay, he probably thinks you’re hideous too, since you’re not a lizard.
I wish i could like this.
you look like an average college dropout douchebag that will never get anywhere in life and almost everyone on these forums thinks youre retarded, js
but honestly i doubt you’re even old enough to be out of high school yet.
You’re all a bunch of meatbags.
I’m a beautiful princess. :3
I’m super lazy and i usually don’t like being one, but i can be a super cocky douchebag when i fee like it too. For instance:
Senior in highschool this year :3 I get decent grades in my fourth year of Spanish, Honors English, and i take Advanced drawing and painting. i do mma and go to State for track every spring since my sophomore year.
I’ve recently won a merit award fro mthe community college that i will be going to too for a painting i entered in and recieved an $800 free class.
/brag.
EDIT: douchebag level is now… OVER 9000!!!11
Oh you’re fabulous Rossbro :3