you’re pretty
I’d do her!
welcome to blakc meas sauce!
gasp how could we corrupt such a person with an addiction of the grotesque atmosphere of the Black Mesa Research Facility…
I’d be more worried that your entire body is diagonal.
It’s a disability I have to live with.
look @ my weird cloaca
Ahem…
Make me bitch.
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You shut your whore mouth.
new pic :3
I always loved that expression, so don’t blame me
muslims?
EDIT: to further expose my textbook narcissism I hereby post some more of my back.
I can’t help but be astounded by how incredibly small I really am. Also, fuck my midsection.
The only thing that saves my dignity here is my 2% fat. Fucking terrible.
Btw, check my Tony Stark VTECH phone, heheheh.
proof:
Funny thing is that we bought it a year before Iron Man release.
everybody here knows that I am a muslim so yea 
on topic : I can clearly see you laughing in the 2nd picture, and the last picture…oh god xD
but nice back btw, in a month or so I’ll be like that cause I went to Gym again.
New haircut!
Yes, I havn’t slept in a couple of days.
:freeman:?
Not quite. I have to shave Thursday night, though.
Gawd AT when you trim your beard and don’t wear specs, you look scarily like a friend of mine.
…
But thinner 
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That’s because where are the same person, me and him :ninja:.
Except he just bought these, and you didn’t :jizz:
…did you? D:
screw you topic!
I did :3.
Actually no I didn’t 